Month: June 2013
Well, I certainly wouldn’t choose Will Ferrell for the part. Too solemn. #daydreams
~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and dreamscapes that encompass “worlds within worlds,” providing the observant traveler ample opportunity to encounter creatures of dazzling magical qualities. Some of these beings are … Read More Well, I certainly wouldn’t choose Will Ferrell for the part. Too solemn. #daydreams
“Robbing Debra Winger like a common 7-11 for Terms of Endearment. Ghastly woman.” #downtonabbey
EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS: POP HAZMAT presents “CAPTURED MOMENTS” by JONATHAN KIERAN _____________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More “Robbing Debra Winger like a common 7-11 for Terms of Endearment. Ghastly woman.” #downtonabbey
They’ve handled this sort of thing for centuries at #Downton.
EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS OF EXCESS: POP HAZMAT presents “CAPTURED MOMENTS” by JONATHAN KIERAN _________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More They’ve handled this sort of thing for centuries at #Downton.
It could be worse. I hear Aquaman is selling #timeshares.
EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS: POP HAZMAT presents “CAPTURED MOMENTS” by JONATHAN KIERAN ______________________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More It could be worse. I hear Aquaman is selling #timeshares.
“Really, what’s a little exsanguination among sisters, I ask you?” #LadyGrantham
EAVESDROPPING at the EDGE of ETERNITY: POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” by JONATHAN KIERAN ___________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of … Read More “Really, what’s a little exsanguination among sisters, I ask you?” #LadyGrantham
For everyone’s sake, enjoy your penguins in #moderation.
POP HAZMAT CAPTURED MOMENTS posted by JONATHAN KIERAN _______________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book … Read More For everyone’s sake, enjoy your penguins in #moderation.
Devotion crosses centuries for eager Egyptian statue. #badtasteistimeless
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Ancient Egyptian Statue Moves By Itself In Museum Case: Curators Stumped! by JONATHAN KIERAN RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Curators of the Manchester Museum in England are flabbergasted by the way an ancient Egyptian statue appears to be moving of its own volition during the daytime within a locked glass case. One museum official even thinks the statue (representing a mummified man … Read More Devotion crosses centuries for eager Egyptian statue. #badtasteistimeless
Ever had a bone to pick with the whole #onlinedating thing? You’re not alone.
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Iowa Man Attempts to Sell Antique Coffin on Craigslist — Complete with Skeleton! posted by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 9. Rumors are circulating that this strange transaction was originally written as a MISC ROMANCE ad in the personals section of the giant “classifieds” website — further proof that the quality of online dating remains sketchy, at best, due … Read More Ever had a bone to pick with the whole #onlinedating thing? You’re not alone.
+ Lovably Bad TV Hall of Lame, Magical Childhood, Nostalgia, Pop HazMat Classic Kid Kibble of Yesteryear, Satire
The things a star will do when denture ads just won’t pay the rent! #nostalgia
POP HAZMAT-RETRO presents CAMPY CARTOON VILLAIN-OF-THE-WEEK by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: “Benita Bizarre” (The Bugaloos, 1970-1971, NBC) GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: Martha Raye RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Denture commercials were clearly not paying enough cold hard $$$ to keep an aging Hollywood train-wreck in the style to which she had become accustomed in the 1970s. All Martha Raye needed back then was enough nickel to … Read More The things a star will do when denture ads just won’t pay the rent! #nostalgia
When Space Oddities Attack: #Hubble Telescope sees ALL
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Hubble Space Telescope Picks Up Giant Space Penguin (And Other Galactic Anomalies) by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Surely this Giant Space Penguin is yet another astrological sign of the Coming Chastisement of Creation for allowing TV Cable networks like The National Geographic Channel and The Learning Channel to devolve into putrid cesspits of showcased debauchery and human … Read More When Space Oddities Attack: #Hubble Telescope sees ALL
“Your mother was a Japanese bathhouse witch!” #notaninsult #animatedmovies
POP HAZMAT-RETRO presents CAMPY CARTOON VILLAIN-OF-THE-WEEK by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S HONOREE: “Yubaba” (Hayao Miyazaki’s Spirited Away, 2001 Studio Ghibli) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: “Yubaba” is the name-stealing, scene-stealing, chain-smoking witch who oversees a bathhouse for Japanese spirits and other magical entities in Hayao Miyazaki’s classic animated feature Spirited Away. Yubaba possesses a number of garden-variety magical powers as well as many unlikely characteristics, but just how … Read More “Your mother was a Japanese bathhouse witch!” #notaninsult #animatedmovies
Don’t worry, fellow #doglovers: Doris Day & Betty White have been alerted and they are ON IT!
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Activists Target Dog-Meat Festival in China by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Can’t the Chinese just go back to eating rodents, like normal people? Can’t they lick each other’s eyeballs and call it a day?) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Behold another reason I have never had the slightest attraction to (or interest in) anything related to Chinese culture beyond, well, … Read More Don’t worry, fellow #doglovers: Doris Day & Betty White have been alerted and they are ON IT!
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