Month: July 2013

Some stars just aren’t meant to go #dancing.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More Some stars just aren’t meant to go #dancing.

There’s room for only one #dowager in an English rose garden.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN LATER … _______________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook … Read More There’s room for only one #dowager in an English rose garden.

Sigourney W? Yeah, she has the chops and the cheekbones to play a #goddess.

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and dreamscapes that encompass “worlds within worlds,” providing the observant traveler ample opportunity to encounter creatures of dazzling magical qualities. Some of these beings are … Read More Sigourney W? Yeah, she has the chops and the cheekbones to play a #goddess.

Playin’ with the Constance Langdon “Welcome Wagon.” #AHS

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN _____ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More Playin’ with the Constance Langdon “Welcome Wagon.” #AHS

“What is it, Mr. Bates?” #downtonsatire

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ____________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release by Brightbourne in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook … Read More “What is it, Mr. Bates?” #downtonsatire

When in doubt, say it with #roadkill.

POP HAZMAT presents CAPTURED MOMENTS by JONATHAN KIERAN _______________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the … Read More When in doubt, say it with #roadkill.

Gardener P. Allen Smith takes the guesswork out of growing the dreaded Mother-in-Law Plant. #satire

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ______ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More Gardener P. Allen Smith takes the guesswork out of growing the dreaded Mother-in-Law Plant. #satire

If Jessica Lange sold The End of the World door-to-door. #comfortingthoughts

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN _____________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More If Jessica Lange sold The End of the World door-to-door. #comfortingthoughts

Ron Perlman has always been an outstanding beast in “my book.” #characterprofiles

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and dreamscapes that encompass “worlds within worlds,” providing the observant traveler ample opportunity to encounter creatures of dazzling magical qualities. Some of these beings are … Read More Ron Perlman has always been an outstanding beast in “my book.” #characterprofiles

‘Matriarch’ is not a term to use lightly. Ask any #dowagercountess.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING on the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ____________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More ‘Matriarch’ is not a term to use lightly. Ask any #dowagercountess.

“Just spit in the wok, Letty, like I told you.” #magicalcookware

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and dreamscapes that encompass “worlds within worlds,” providing the observant traveler ample opportunity to encounter creatures of dazzling magical qualities. Some of these beings are … Read More “Just spit in the wok, Letty, like I told you.” #magicalcookware

The demon-curls, the black attire, the beady eyes. It all makes sense, #O’Brien.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING on the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ____________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More The demon-curls, the black attire, the beady eyes. It all makes sense, #O’Brien.