Month: November 2022
Good Heavens, It’s Only Miss Couric …
… OUT FOR AN EVENING STROLL. ________________________________________ #GoatSucker #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram
Ah, to Aspire to Greatness and Nobility. My Faith in Humanity Waxes
Some winner in a crowd of thousands at a football game decided to flash her mammaries just as a camera was panning in her direction. Jumbo screens caught her in the act of Booby Liberation. This unique, artistic, creatively potent, and philosophically shattering instant went “viral” on social media. Thus, the woman decided to start her own OnlyFans site wherein she could charge masturbating … Read More Ah, to Aspire to Greatness and Nobility. My Faith in Humanity Waxes
Moby Dick “Translated” into Gen Z-speak?
Oh, this is a satirical idea whose time has come! BEHOLD. ___________________________________________________________ #StrangeDays #IdiotBabble #DecliningStandards #MayTheAsteroidStrikeSoon #Satire #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram
Let the Punishment Fit the Climb?
Tourists—whether from the more provincial ratholes of American life or not—are always showing their contempt or ignorance for famous monuments around the world. Posing naked, scratching graffiti into stone, or otherwise desecrating places stalwart and sacred is often a favorite pass-time of the more shiftless global gadabout. I encountered some real dimwits in my own travels. One in particular comes to mind: at the … Read More Let the Punishment Fit the Climb?
Great White Sharks are NOT Camera-Shy These Days
Australian fishermen got a harrowingly close look at this Big Mama in the waters off Port Lincoln. She’s a good 15-16 feet, easily, and probably a ton and a half. Jump on those surfboards, kids! _________________________ #GreatWhiteSharks #AustralianWaters #BigFish #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram
Have You Ever …
… felt like having THIS kind of day? ⬇️ #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram
I’m Only Posting This to Say …
… that I fucking hate when major news media utilize pedestrian trash-terms like “photobombed.” Call me a curmudgeon until your lips curl and the hairs on your chinny-chin-chin turn as red as the goddamned Devil’s sphincter. DO NOT REWARD THE MORONIC YOUTH OF OUR DECAYING WESTERN CULTURE BY EMRACING THEIR SLANG. On another day, I’d probably highlight this. But not today. Thank you, and … Read More I’m Only Posting This to Say …
Well, the Day is Nearly Upon Us and Alcoholic Grannies DO Make Great Giblet Gravy.
Happy Thanksgiving to One and All. _____________________________________________________ #HappyThanksgiving #TwistedCartoonery #TurkeyCannibals #DarkHolidays #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram
More Odd Fascinations: Spiders
I don’t know why, but ever since boyhood I have been most fascinated by the creepier, crawlier, more lethal inhabitants of this woeful speck spinning through the silent Void. Maybe I was genetically predisposed to be on the lookout for danger in all its forms. If so, WELL DONE, genes. Any-old-hoo, next to sharks, snakes, and crocodiles, spiders interest me greatly, especially if they … Read More More Odd Fascinations: Spiders
More Shark-Chat: A Pox On the Orcas
Yes, yes, a lot of people know by now that killer whales occasionally gang-up to hunt smaller great white sharks in various oceanic habitats, bounce them around until they are as stunned as your average mullet, and then extract their livers for a briny amuse-bouche. SOME people think that this fairly rare behavior indicates that killer whales are superior to great white sharks in … Read More More Shark-Chat: A Pox On the Orcas
Increase Your Internet Presence! Handle Deadly Snakes and Take Selfies!
Death is but a small price to pay for viral cyber-status. Even as the autopsy is being performed and your cadaver is donated to medical science, the “Likes” will be piling-up online and your idiocy may be casually perused by bored internet surfers for possibly a month or two! Somebody’s little Princess was lucky, in THIS CASE, but someone else’s won’t be. [In all … Read More Increase Your Internet Presence! Handle Deadly Snakes and Take Selfies!
Brick-and-Mortar Bookstores are Far from Finished. Barnes & Noble Leads a Welcome Upswing
After opening a number of high-profile new locations, legendary bookseller Barnes & Noble is standing its ground and thriving against the onslaught of online and discount purveyors of the written word. Here’s one recent example of a welcome comeback that proves all is not lost … ___________________________________ #JonathanKieran #BarnesAndNoble #BrickAndMortar #LiteraryComeback #JonathanKieranArtist #JonathanKieranAuthor #JonathanKieranMusician #BigBusiness #Bookselling
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