Oh, good HEAVENS. If you dear, darling people had any idea what a heaving pound of flesh was extracted from my carcass while writing my new book, Confessions from the Comments Section: The Secret Lives of Internet Commenters and Other Pop Culture Zombies, you would all run screaming to your devices to purchase this masterpiece and tremble with the resultant satisfaction. The book is … Read More Pomp & Circumstance: Confessions from the Comments Section is BORN!
____________ Mark Your Calendars! To Celebrate Halloween 2013, Jonathan’s wild & witchy All Hallows Eve-themed novel, Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy, will be available for FREE KINDLE E-BOOK DOWNLOAD from 12AM October 27 until midnight October 31! That gives readers five days to scoop up this delectable cauldron’s brew-of-a-tale, set amidst the magical mischief and mayhem of St. Augustine, America’s Oldest … Read More The Tannis Root Explains Everything. #ApocalypseWatch
HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Mexico’s Popocatepetl Volcano Spews Ash 3 Miles High. Scientists Point to Arrival of latest Kardashian Spawn. CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Oh, don’t look so surprised. You knew this going to be the Beginning of The End) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: One ominous eruption has led to another as the recent expulsion of hellspawn from the womb of Perdition Itself caused a catastrophic … Read More Mexican Volcano Erupts in Reaction to #Kim-K Spawn (Oh, Don’t Look So Surprised.)
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Bear Kills Monkey During Bike Race at Chinese Animal Park posted by Jonathan Kieran CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Emergency. Emergency. Cultural Degeneration of Caligula-Like Proportions. Apocalyptic Alert) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: We live in a world of increasingly grotesque headlines that are clearly heralding the swift approach of the dreaded Four Horsemen. Face it: no utterly preposterous combination of strange words … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran
HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: “So-Cal Quake Could be Foreshock for Something Larger” CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 1.5 (Negligible: 8 out of 10 scientists surveyed now believe cataclysms are “restorative experiences”.) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: The “Big One” is imminent, at least in the geological perspective of time, no matter how many minor jolts pester airheaded Californians on a daily basis. EXISTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS: Widespread death, destruction, and anarchy … Read More Pop HazMat Alert: A Foreshock for Something Larger