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Little Grains of Sand
The final months of 2020 are before us at last. November and December stare us down like obsidian-clad angels of ruin and regret, looming higher than the very vault of the sky, swords drawn and fingers pointed in accusation, as if to herald the inevitable smiting. Those with eyes to see and ears to hear are not at all astonished to behold such twin … Read More Little Grains of Sand
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Zanzibar Circus 5.6.16
___________________________________________ Jonathan Kieran is the author of Confessions from the Comments Section: The Secret Lives of Internet Commenters and Other Pop Culture Zombies (Brightbourne) as well as the Rowan Blaize series of epic fantasy books. He is also the creator of the comic strip Zanzibar Circus. Explore this site to learn more about Jonathan’s work, or buy his books on Amazon by clicking the … Read More Zanzibar Circus 5.6.16
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Nurse Peggy warns us about the dangers of #kale
____ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel is slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile … Read More Nurse Peggy warns us about the dangers of #kale
The Tannis Root Explains Everything. #ApocalypseWatch
____________ Mark Your Calendars! To Celebrate Halloween 2013, Jonathan’s wild & witchy All Hallows Eve-themed novel, Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy, will be available for FREE KINDLE E-BOOK DOWNLOAD from 12AM October 27 until midnight October 31! That gives readers five days to scoop up this delectable cauldron’s brew-of-a-tale, set amidst the magical mischief and mayhem of St. Augustine, America’s Oldest … Read More The Tannis Root Explains Everything. #ApocalypseWatch
If Jessica Lange sold The End of the World door-to-door. #comfortingthoughts
POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN _____________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More If Jessica Lange sold The End of the World door-to-door. #comfortingthoughts
Mexican Volcano Erupts in Reaction to #Kim-K Spawn (Oh, Don’t Look So Surprised.)
HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Mexico’s Popocatepetl Volcano Spews Ash 3 Miles High. Scientists Point to Arrival of latest Kardashian Spawn. CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Oh, don’t look so surprised. You knew this going to be the Beginning of The End) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: One ominous eruption has led to another as the recent expulsion of hellspawn from the womb of Perdition Itself caused a catastrophic … Read More Mexican Volcano Erupts in Reaction to #Kim-K Spawn (Oh, Don’t Look So Surprised.)
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Bear Kills Monkey During Bike Race at Chinese Animal Park posted by Jonathan Kieran CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Emergency. Emergency. Cultural Degeneration of Caligula-Like Proportions. Apocalyptic Alert) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: We live in a world of increasingly grotesque headlines that are clearly heralding the swift approach of the dreaded Four Horsemen. Face it: no utterly preposterous combination of strange words … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran
Pop HazMat Alert: A Foreshock for Something Larger
HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: “So-Cal Quake Could be Foreshock for Something Larger” CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 1.5 (Negligible: 8 out of 10 scientists surveyed now believe cataclysms are “restorative experiences”.) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: The “Big One” is imminent, at least in the geological perspective of time, no matter how many minor jolts pester airheaded Californians on a daily basis. EXISTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS: Widespread death, destruction, and anarchy … Read More Pop HazMat Alert: A Foreshock for Something Larger
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Pomp & Circumstance: Confessions from the Comments Section is BORN!
by Jonathan Kieran
Oh, good HEAVENS. If you dear, darling people had any idea what a heaving pound of flesh was extracted from my carcass while writing my new book, Confessions from the Comments Section: The Secret Lives of Internet Commenters and Other Pop Culture Zombies, you would all run screaming to your devices to purchase this masterpiece and tremble with the resultant satisfaction. The book is … Read More Pomp & Circumstance: Confessions from the Comments Section is BORN!