Tag: Cartoon villains

The things a star will do when denture ads just won’t pay the rent! #nostalgia

POP HAZMAT-RETRO presents CAMPY CARTOON VILLAIN-OF-THE-WEEK by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: “Benita Bizarre” (The Bugaloos, 1970-1971, NBC) GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: Martha Raye RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Denture commercials were clearly not paying enough cold hard $$$ to keep an aging Hollywood train-wreck in the style to which she had become accustomed in the 1970s. All Martha Raye needed back then was enough nickel to … Read More The things a star will do when denture ads just won’t pay the rent! #nostalgia

Sorry, but Agent Smith learned it ALL at the feet of Hexadecimal. #nostalgia #animation #cybertoons

POP HAZMAT-RETRO CAMPY CARTOON VILLAIN-OF-THE-WEEK by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: “HEXADECIMAL” from the classic 1990s computer-themed Reboot cartoon (1994-2002) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Shrill, excessively dramatic, possibly emphysematous and Borderline Personality Disordered digital sorceress/Super-Virus inhabiting (and terrorizing) the computerized cartoon Internet world called “Mainframe.” Owns familiar named “Scuzzy.” Handy with malware spells. Witch who packs a mean glitch. Can out-cackle & out-camp Charles Nelson Reilly … Read More Sorry, but Agent Smith learned it ALL at the feet of Hexadecimal. #nostalgia #animation #cybertoons