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POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Bear Kills Monkey During Bike Race at Chinese Animal Park posted by Jonathan Kieran CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Emergency. Emergency. Cultural Degeneration of Caligula-Like Proportions. Apocalyptic Alert) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: We live in a world of increasingly grotesque headlines that are clearly heralding the swift approach of the dreaded Four Horsemen. Face it: no utterly preposterous combination of strange words … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet “Dedwen”

______________________________________________________ A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books … Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic poem and “spell” to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s fall from power. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss) Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet “Dedwen”

POP HAZMAT CULT MOVIES WE ADORE! GALAXY QUEST posted by Jonathan Kieran

_________________________________________________________________________ A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books! Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic poem and “spell” to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s fall from power. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss) Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches … Read More POP HAZMAT CULT MOVIES WE ADORE! GALAXY QUEST posted by Jonathan Kieran

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Devon Mould

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and dreamscapes that encompass “worlds within worlds,” providing the observant traveler ample opportunity to encounter creatures of dazzling magical qualities. Some of these beings are … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Devon Mould

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: Vultures Eat French Tourist! … posted by Jonathan Kieran

____________________________________________________________________________________ A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the adventures of Rowan Blaize! Book One is the timeless magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated, all-ages epic poem and genuine “spell” to treasure (and share with your YA kids) for a lifetime. Rowan Blaize launches the series, while the sequels bring our warlock’s world to life within the framework of several (witch)crafty novels. Click here … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: Vultures Eat French Tourist! … posted by Jonathan Kieran

If This Doesn’t Wither Your Spoon, I Don’t Know *What* Will: Me, Barbra Streisand, Expensive Resorts and DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? by Jonathan Kieran

Oh, little Miss Girly-Girl went and she DID it. Look. We all have messy moments in our lives. It’s not a linear Pathway to Perfection, this whole “being human” thing. We get drunk. We make mistakes. Heck, we make plenty of mistakes without the excuse of being drunk. Think about your last five or six Big Mistakes. Were you sober? I didn’t think so. … Read More If This Doesn’t Wither Your Spoon, I Don’t Know *What* Will: Me, Barbra Streisand, Expensive Resorts and DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? by Jonathan Kieran

HAZMAT-RETRO HOF Presents CHILDREN’S TV ON-THE-CHEAP: “Sigmund and the Sea Monsters” posted by Jonathan Kieran

Tomorrow will feature another Character Profile from the World of Rowan Blaize (check out yesterday’s profile of Aunt Ariadne) but today we’re taking another voyage into the razzle-dazzle of CHILDREN’S TV ON-THE-CHEAP! Oh what fun it shall be. HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF FAME (CHILDREN’S TV ON-THE-CHEAP) by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: Sigmund and the Sea Monsters (NBC 1973-75, Original Run) GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: … Read More HAZMAT-RETRO HOF Presents CHILDREN’S TV ON-THE-CHEAP: “Sigmund and the Sea Monsters” posted by Jonathan Kieran

HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF LAME (LOVABLY BAD TV) “Day of the Animals” posted by Jonathan Kieran

A rather arrogant goddess wants to skin the face off the most down-on-his-luck warlock you could possibly imagine. YOU can save him for only $0.99. Click HERE. HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF LAME (LOVABLY BAD TV) posted by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: Day of the Animals (1977) GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: (The Late and Beloved) Leslie Nielsen, Lynda Day George, Christopher George RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Oh, … Read More HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF LAME (LOVABLY BAD TV) “Day of the Animals” posted by Jonathan Kieran

The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ A rather arrogant goddess wants to skin the face off the most down-on-his-luck warlock you could possibly imagine. YOU can save him for only $0.99. Click HERE. The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: “Bieber Takes Heat for Hoping Anne Frank Would Have Been Fan” by Jonathan Kieran

NOTE TO GOODREADS COMMUNITY: HANG TIGHT — WE’RE GOING TO BE LAUNCHING SOME WONDERFUL GIVEAWAYS VERY SOON AND TRULY APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST AND SUPPORT ~Jonathan K. A rather arrogant goddess wants to skin the face off the most adorable warlock you could ever imagine. YOU can save him for only $0.99. Click HERE. HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Bieber Takes Heat for Hoping Anne Frank … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: “Bieber Takes Heat for Hoping Anne Frank Would Have Been Fan” by Jonathan Kieran

HAZMAT-RETRO HOF: WHY I WRITE FAIRY TALES IN LIEU OF THE COMING APOCALYPSE EDITION (Showgirls)

NOTE TO GOODREADS COMMUNITY: HANG TIGHT — WE’RE GOING TO BE DOING SOME WONDERFUL GIVEAWAYS VERY SOON AND TRULY APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST AND SUPPORT ~Jonathan K. A rather arrogant goddess wants to skin the face off the most adorable warlock you could ever imagine. YOU can save him for only $0.99. Click HERE. HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF LAME (LOVABLY BAD CINEMA) TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: SHOWGIRLS … Read More HAZMAT-RETRO HOF: WHY I WRITE FAIRY TALES IN LIEU OF THE COMING APOCALYPSE EDITION (Showgirls)

POP HAZMAT RETRO HOF: LOVABLY BAD FOOD FROM CHILDHOOD (Skittles)

HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF FAME (LOVABLY BAD FOOD FROM CHILDHOOD) by JONATHAN KIERAN A rather arrogant goddess wants to skin the face off the most adorable warlock you could ever imagine. YOU can save him for only $0.99. Click HERE. TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: SKITTLES RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Taste the rainbow of flavors? I think not. More like: “Taste the upcoming abject collapse of your entire culture … Read More POP HAZMAT RETRO HOF: LOVABLY BAD FOOD FROM CHILDHOOD (Skittles)