Tag: confessions from the comments section
Take a look at a recent article from Catholic News Agency and weep for the moribund intelligence of humanity. The Catholic Church is seriously investigating the possibly miraculous nature of a communion wafer that started to “bleed” when dropped in a glass of water. Please! I get more of a show when I drop an Alka-Seltzer in a cup. Three times the drama if I … Read More Catholic Church Investigates “Bleeding”Communion Wafer. In Other News: Kids Starve Worldwide
Oh, good HEAVENS. If you dear, darling people had any idea what a heaving pound of flesh was extracted from my carcass while writing my new book, Confessions from the Comments Section: The Secret Lives of Internet Commenters and Other Pop Culture Zombies, you would all run screaming to your devices to purchase this masterpiece and tremble with the resultant satisfaction. The book is … Read More Pomp & Circumstance: Confessions from the Comments Section is BORN!