Tag: contemporary fantasy
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, Cindy Knows It All by Jonathan Kieran, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran
But was there enough gore left-over to chum the Enchanted Lake?
__ Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is … Read More But was there enough gore left-over to chum the Enchanted Lake?
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran, Foodie Frolics
Oh, Git’ Off the Bandwagon, Paula!
__ Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is … Read More Oh, Git’ Off the Bandwagon, Paula!
+ Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran, Magical Childhood
Learn it All at Mother’s Knee … #FairyTaleEndings
__ Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is … Read More Learn it All at Mother’s Knee … #FairyTaleEndings
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, California Matrons in Flux, Cindy Knows It All by Jonathan Kieran, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran
Cindy finds NO correlation between her iPad and increased stupidity …
__ Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is … Read More Cindy finds NO correlation between her iPad and increased stupidity …
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran
It’s easy to grade on the curve when the classroom is already warped. #GemsOfNihilism
__ Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is … Read More It’s easy to grade on the curve when the classroom is already warped. #GemsOfNihilism
+ Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran, Neighborhood Apocalypse Watch
So glad they took a real risk & chose an obscure, humble, “talented type” to be #BritishGQWomanOfTheYear #Refreshing
__ Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is … Read More So glad they took a real risk & chose an obscure, humble, “talented type” to be #BritishGQWomanOfTheYear #Refreshing
+ Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran, Lowest Common Denominator, Satire, Scraping the Bottom, Tectonic Shifts
When all else fails, pose with an electrified cat. #Standards
Lately I am loathe to play any sort of role as just one more babbling voice in what I call the “Great Cacophony” — this seemingly infinite and overloaded universe of disparate, narcissistic voices clamoring and competing for attention in the cyber realm and elsewhere. I do not want to become one of those paragons of vanity who bombards fellow human beings with pointless … Read More When all else fails, pose with an electrified cat. #Standards
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, Cindy Knows It All by Jonathan Kieran, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran
Because a Mind is a Terrible Thing to Warp … #Nostalgia
__ Jonathan Kieran is slowly withdrawing from contemporary human society in protest against a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. Stick around: some form of epic new work is slated for release in 2015. News in that regard is forthcoming. Jonathan is currently the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize books … Read More Because a Mind is a Terrible Thing to Warp … #Nostalgia
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran, Magical Childhood, Nostalgia
If classic fairy tales were written today … #smartypants
__ Jonathan Kieran is slowly withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a myriad of egregious offenses against taste and decency, but seeing as how you’re probably responsible for many of these offenses, you don’t need to head for the hills, too. Stay where you are: an epic new work from Mr. Kieran is slated for release in 2015, and you’ll want to read … Read More If classic fairy tales were written today … #smartypants
Know the REAL Danger. #SocietyCrumbleCake
__ Jonathan Kieran is slowly withdrawing from contemporary human society in protest against a myriad of offenses against taste and decency, but his epic new novel is slated for release in 2015. Stay tuned for more news about the book in coming months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official … Read More Know the REAL Danger. #SocietyCrumbleCake
+ Execrably Awful Cinema, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran, Lunch-Hour with Bob & Sheila, Satire
Lunch-Hour with Bob and Sheila … #MaleficentPresumptions
__ Jonathan Kieran is slowly withdrawing from contemporary human society in protest against a myriad of offenses against taste and decency, but his epic new novel is slated for release in 2015. Stay tuned for more news about the book in coming months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official … Read More Lunch-Hour with Bob and Sheila … #MaleficentPresumptions
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+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, California Matrons in Flux, Cindy Knows It All by Jonathan Kieran, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran
There is actually a new virus that makes humans [more] stupid …
by Jonathan Kieran
__ Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is … Read More There is actually a new virus that makes humans [more] stupid …