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POP HAZMAT CULT MOVIES WE ADORE! GALAXY QUEST posted by Jonathan Kieran

_________________________________________________________________________ A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books! Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic poem and “spell” to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s fall from power. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss) Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches … Read More POP HAZMAT CULT MOVIES WE ADORE! GALAXY QUEST posted by Jonathan Kieran

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Devon Mould

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and dreamscapes that encompass “worlds within worlds,” providing the observant traveler ample opportunity to encounter creatures of dazzling magical qualities. Some of these beings are … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Devon Mould

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: Vultures Eat French Tourist! … posted by Jonathan Kieran

____________________________________________________________________________________ A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the adventures of Rowan Blaize! Book One is the timeless magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated, all-ages epic poem and genuine “spell” to treasure (and share with your YA kids) for a lifetime. Rowan Blaize launches the series, while the sequels bring our warlock’s world to life within the framework of several (witch)crafty novels. Click here … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: Vultures Eat French Tourist! … posted by Jonathan Kieran

The ‘World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles’ by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Chesterfield Rummy

A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born. Book One is the timeless magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated, all-ages epic poem and genuine “spell” to treasure (and share) for a lifetime. Rowan Blaize launches the series, while the following works bring our warlock’s world to luminous life within the framework of several (witch)crafty novels. Click here for all of the special $0.99 Kindle e-book downloads … Read More The ‘World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles’ by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Chesterfield Rummy

The World of Rowan Blaize Character profiles by Jonathan Kieran: BONSASHAY RUMMY

LOOK! BEHOLD! IT’S ME! Best of all, it’s me on You Tube talking about the Rowan Blaize books. The first book in the series is a lavishly illustrated EPIC POEM. The rest of the Rowan Blaize books are novels. IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PROSE AND VERSE, if you cannot appreciate the attempt to craft an epic poem, or if you are … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character profiles by Jonathan Kieran: BONSASHAY RUMMY

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: “MOTHER BLAIZE”

A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born. Book One is the timeless magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated, all-ages epic poem and genuine “spell” to treasure (and share) for a lifetime. Rowan Blaize launches the series, while the following works bring our warlock’s world to luminous life within the framework of several (witch)crafty novels. Click here for all of the special $0.99 Kindle e-book downloads! … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: “MOTHER BLAIZE”

Pop Hazmat ‘The World of Rowan Blaize’ Character Profiles: CIRCE by Jonathan Kieran

A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born. Book One is the timeless magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated, all-ages epic poem and genuine “spell” to treasure (and share) for a lifetime. Rowan Blaize launches the series, while the following works bring our warlock’s world to luminous life within the framework of several (witch)crafty novels. Click here for all of the special $0.99 Kindle e-book downloads! … Read More Pop Hazmat ‘The World of Rowan Blaize’ Character Profiles: CIRCE by Jonathan Kieran

Character Profiles from the ‘World of Rowan Blaize’ by Jonathan Kieran: Serenity Turnbull

A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born. Book One is the timeless magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated, all-ages epic poem and genuine “spell” to treasure (and share) for a lifetime. Rowan Blaize launches the series, while the following works bring our warlock’s world to luminous life within the framework of several (witch)crafty novels. Click here for all of the special $0.99 Kindle e-book downloads! … Read More Character Profiles from the ‘World of Rowan Blaize’ by Jonathan Kieran: Serenity Turnbull

Pop HazMat HOF: Lovably Bad Candy from Childhood … Licorice Laces! posted by JONATHAN KIERAN

A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the adventures of Rowan Blaize. Book One is the timeless magical cornerstone … the subsequent books lift our warlock’s world into the framework of several spellbinding novels. Click here for all of the special $0.99 Kindle e-book downloads! HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF LAME (LOVABLY BAD FOOD FROM CHILDHOOD) by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: SHOESTRING LICORICE! or “LICORICE … Read More Pop HazMat HOF: Lovably Bad Candy from Childhood … Licorice Laces! posted by JONATHAN KIERAN

The World of Rowan Blaize (Character Profiles) by Jonathan Kieran: Gertrude “Gert” Gokey

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born. Book One is the magical cornerstone … the subsequent Rowan Blaize novels build the enchanted world. Click here for the special $0.99 Kindle e-book downloads! The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize (Character Profiles) by Jonathan Kieran: Gertrude “Gert” Gokey

Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Snakes On a Plane! Virgin America Flights Now Encourage Mile-High Flirting

HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Virgin America Flights Now Encourage Mile-High Flirting posted by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 6.5 (Pretty Par for the Current Course) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Virgin America’s is implementing a new in-flight “Text and Try to Get a Perfect Stranger Drunk for Purposes of a Quickie!” system on its Los Angeles-to-Las Vegas route. You know, because people really aren’t quite perverted, rude … Read More Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Snakes On a Plane! Virgin America Flights Now Encourage Mile-High Flirting

The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran (“Letty Beauregard”)

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ posted by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and dreamscapes that encompass “worlds within worlds,” providing the observant traveler ample opportunity to encounter creatures of dazzling magical qualities. Some of these beings … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran (“Letty Beauregard”)