Tag: fantasy

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: “TAN MOM” Releases Music Video. Asteroid Approaches Earth in Nick of Time.

GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. ______________________________ HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: “TAN MOM” Releases Music Video. Asteroid Approaches Earth in Nick of Time. Posted by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: NOT EVEN QUANTIFIABLE … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: “TAN MOM” Releases Music Video. Asteroid Approaches Earth in Nick of Time.

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … ILYSSA

GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. ___________________________________ ~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … ILYSSA

POP HAZMAT QUESTIONABLE CHILDHOOD CANDY HALL OF FAME: “STARBURST” by Jonathan Kieran

GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. __________________________________ HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF LAME: LOVABLY QUESTIONABLE CANDY FROM CHILDHOOD! by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: STARBURST FRUIT CHEWS! RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: What follows is a (verbatim) “flashback … Read More POP HAZMAT QUESTIONABLE CHILDHOOD CANDY HALL OF FAME: “STARBURST” by Jonathan Kieran

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … TALTHAGAR

GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. _______________________________________ ~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … TALTHAGAR

Classic Retro-Kids’ TV On-the-CHEAP! MR. DRESSUP #exposed

Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. ___________________________________________ HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF FAME: CHILDREN’S TV ON-THE-CHEAP! by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: MR. DRESSUP (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation 1967-1996) GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: Ernie Coombs (Canada’s answer to Mr. Rogers … only a lot more caffeinated and likely to bounce off the cardboard walls) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Nothing touches the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) for producing tatty … Read More Classic Retro-Kids’ TV On-the-CHEAP! MR. DRESSUP #exposed

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Starbane Cadrach

GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of the novel Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! ___________________________________________________________ ~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by Jonathan Kieran The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Starbane Cadrach

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: Rich Manhattan Moms Outwit the Poor at Disney World

GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! __________________________________________________________________________ HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Rich Manhattan Moms Hire Handicapped Tour Guides so Kids Can Cut Lines at Disney World! posted by Jonathan Kieran (via New York Post link) CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 7 (Nearing … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: Rich Manhattan Moms Outwit the Poor at Disney World

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … OBLIXTA

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ posted by Jonathan Kieran IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Are You A GOODREADS MEMBER? Enter HERE to win one of 15 free copies of Book Two from now until June 10! The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … OBLIXTA

Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Another Fine Specimen of Humanity Ravishes Innocent Bird-Life

HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Police Arrest Chicago Man for Loving His Pet Peacock, “Phyl” … To Death posted by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: Not Even Quantifiable. PETA had better come out guns a-blazin’ on THIS sordid mess. RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Another day, another twisted devil-crime coming out of the Chicago area. Police are calling it “murder most fowl.” EXISTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS: Is it too late … Read More Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Another Fine Specimen of Humanity Ravishes Innocent Bird-Life

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … “Celintha”

~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence is played-out across landscapes and dreamscapes that encompass “worlds within worlds,” providing the observant traveler ample opportunity to encounter creatures of dazzling magical qualities. Some of these beings are … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … “Celintha”

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Bear Kills Monkey During Bike Race at Chinese Animal Park posted by Jonathan Kieran CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Emergency. Emergency. Cultural Degeneration of Caligula-Like Proportions. Apocalyptic Alert) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: We live in a world of increasingly grotesque headlines that are clearly heralding the swift approach of the dreaded Four Horsemen. Face it: no utterly preposterous combination of strange words … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran

The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet “Dedwen”

______________________________________________________ A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books … Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic poem and “spell” to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s fall from power. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss) Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet “Dedwen”