Jonathan will be launching his revamped Official Website along with the first project in his new multimedia production company at some time in February, 2015. Things are taking a little bit longer than expected, but good things arrive when they are least expected. Sometimes. Bear with us as we prepare for the coming launch and, of course, a thousand thanks for your patience. You … Read More I can’t lose the Schlegels, no matter what …
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Pomp & Circumstance: Confessions from the Comments Section is BORN!
by Jonathan Kieran
Oh, good HEAVENS. If you dear, darling people had any idea what a heaving pound of flesh was extracted from my carcass while writing my new book, Confessions from the Comments Section: The Secret Lives of Internet Commenters and Other Pop Culture Zombies, you would all run screaming to your devices to purchase this masterpiece and tremble with the resultant satisfaction. The book is … Read More Pomp & Circumstance: Confessions from the Comments Section is BORN!
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran
I can’t lose the Schlegels, no matter what …
by Jonathan Kieran
Jonathan will be launching his revamped Official Website along with the first project in his new multimedia production company at some time in February, 2015. Things are taking a little bit longer than expected, but good things arrive when they are least expected. Sometimes. Bear with us as we prepare for the coming launch and, of course, a thousand thanks for your patience. You … Read More I can’t lose the Schlegels, no matter what …
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, Cindy Knows It All by Jonathan Kieran, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran
But was there enough gore left-over to chum the Enchanted Lake?
by Jonathan Kieran
__ Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is … Read More But was there enough gore left-over to chum the Enchanted Lake?
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, California Matrons in Flux, Cindy Knows It All by Jonathan Kieran, Lowest Common Denominator, Satire, Scraping the Bottom
Reality TV is the Butt-Thermometer: American Society is the Fevered Orifice…
by Jonathan Kieran
___ Jonathan Kieran is slowly withdrawing from contemporary human society in protest against a myriad of offenses against taste and decency, but his epic new novel is slated for release in 2015. Stay tuned for more news about the book in coming months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official … Read More Reality TV is the Butt-Thermometer: American Society is the Fevered Orifice…
+ Adventures in American Self-Loathing, Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran, Satire, Wisdom from Nurse Peggy
Nurse Peggy on family safari (with special guest) … #satire
by Jonathan Kieran
__ Jonathan Kieran’s new novel is slated for release in Autumn 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile … Escape … Read More Nurse Peggy on family safari (with special guest) … #satire
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Lunch-Hour w/ Bob & Sheila … #endisnear
by Jonathan Kieran
______ Jonathan Kieran’s new novel is slated for release in Fall 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile … Escape … Read More Lunch-Hour w/ Bob & Sheila … #endisnear
+ Pop HazMat Captured Moments by Jonathan Kieran, Satire
‘Matriarch’ is not a term to use lightly. Ask any #dowagercountess.
by Jonathan Kieran
POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING on the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ____________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More ‘Matriarch’ is not a term to use lightly. Ask any #dowagercountess.
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“Really, what’s a little exsanguination among sisters, I ask you?” #LadyGrantham
by Jonathan Kieran
EAVESDROPPING at the EDGE of ETERNITY: POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” by JONATHAN KIERAN ___________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of … Read More “Really, what’s a little exsanguination among sisters, I ask you?” #LadyGrantham
+ Pop HazMat House of American Celebrity Horrors, Satire
Godzilla Vs. The Ghoul-Doxies of Planet Trollop. #moviesiwanttosee #kardashians #satire
by Jonathan Kieran
JONATHAN KIERAN presents MONSTER MOVIES I’LL PAY TO SEE TODAY’S FEATURE: Godzilla Vs. The Ghoul-Doxies from Planet Trollop (2014 — Script Allegedly “In Development”) STARRING: Godzilla (as Himself) Kim Kardashian (as “Festerinka”) Kris Kardashian (as “Pimpesta”) Khloe Kardashian (as “Valtrexia”) Ann Curry as “Mariko” Matt Lauer as “The Arch-Chancellor of Trollop” PLOT SYNOPSIS: The people of Japan are stricken with terror when three hideous … Read More Godzilla Vs. The Ghoul-Doxies of Planet Trollop. #moviesiwanttosee #kardashians #satire
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POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran
by Jonathan Kieran
POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Bear Kills Monkey During Bike Race at Chinese Animal Park posted by Jonathan Kieran CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 10 (Emergency. Emergency. Cultural Degeneration of Caligula-Like Proportions. Apocalyptic Alert) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: We live in a world of increasingly grotesque headlines that are clearly heralding the swift approach of the dreaded Four Horsemen. Face it: no utterly preposterous combination of strange words … Read More POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: BEAR KILLS MONKEY DURING BIKE RACE at CHINESE ANIMAL PARK posted by Jonathan Kieran
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