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Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Another Fine Specimen of Humanity Ravishes Innocent Bird-Life

HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Police Arrest Chicago Man for Loving His Pet Peacock, “Phyl” … To Death posted by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: Not Even Quantifiable. PETA had better come out guns a-blazin’ on THIS sordid mess. RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Another day, another twisted devil-crime coming out of the Chicago area. Police are calling it “murder most fowl.” EXISTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS: Is it too late … Read More Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Another Fine Specimen of Humanity Ravishes Innocent Bird-Life