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Happy 91st Birthday, Christopher Lee! (You can play one of my wizards ANYTIME)
GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. _______________________________ ~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) … Read More Happy 91st Birthday, Christopher Lee! (You can play one of my wizards ANYTIME)
Ohio “kidnap hero” DOESN’T want burgers for life. Aorta breathes sigh of relief. #popculture
GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. ________________________ HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Ohio Kidnap Hero DOESN’T Want Burgers for Life posted by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 3 (Quotient could increase if he is … Read More Ohio “kidnap hero” DOESN’T want burgers for life. Aorta breathes sigh of relief. #popculture
Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Ashton Kutcher Says Twitter is Really Messed Up
GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. _______________________ HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Ashton Kutcher Says Twitter is Really Messed Up by Jonathan Kieran CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 6 (OR: approximately the toxic equivalent of every … Read More Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Ashton Kutcher Says Twitter is Really Messed Up
Kirstie would win the role hands down. Meet the Galwyn Crone (World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles)
GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. _________________________ ~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with … Read More Kirstie would win the role hands down. Meet the Galwyn Crone (World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles)
Before Launching Your Online Storefront: 3 Guidelines to Spare Your Sanity
Launching Your Online Storefront: 3 Guidelines to Spare Your Sanity and Help Build A Convincing Foundation posted by Jonathan Kieran The prospect of promoting a product or professional service on the Internet by launching a storefront and social media network is daunting to a lot of new entrepreneurs. On the one hand, there are literally millions of consumers out there willing to be engaged … Read More Before Launching Your Online Storefront: 3 Guidelines to Spare Your Sanity
POP HAZMAT … CANDY WE LOVED AS KIDS: BUBBLE YUM posted by Jonathan Kieran
GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. ______________________________ HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF FAME: CANDY WE LOVED AS KIDS! by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: BUBBLE YUM BUBBLE GUM RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Bubble Yum Bubble Gum was … Read More POP HAZMAT … CANDY WE LOVED AS KIDS: BUBBLE YUM posted by Jonathan Kieran
The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Mechthilde Frikk
GOODREADS MEMBERS Click Here for a Chance to Win a Giveaway Copy of Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy by Jonathan Kieran. The Contest runs until June 10! Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE. __________________________________ ~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) … Read More The World of Rowan Blaize Character Profiles by Jonathan Kieran: Meet … Mechthilde Frikk
Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Snakes On a Plane! Virgin America Flights Now Encourage Mile-High Flirting
HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Virgin America Flights Now Encourage Mile-High Flirting posted by JONATHAN KIERAN CULTURAL TOXICITY QUOTIENT: 6.5 (Pretty Par for the Current Course) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Virgin America’s is implementing a new in-flight “Text and Try to Get a Perfect Stranger Drunk for Purposes of a Quickie!” system on its Los Angeles-to-Las Vegas route. You know, because people really aren’t quite perverted, rude … Read More Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Snakes On a Plane! Virgin America Flights Now Encourage Mile-High Flirting
POP HAZMAT HOF (ONE-HIT WONDER EDITION) “How Bizarre” by OMC
HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF FAME: ONE HIT WONDER EDITION by JONATHAN KIERAN (A warlock with troll-skin boots? Yeah. Amazon. Click to SET HIM FREE for $0.99) TODAY’S HONOREE: “How Bizarre” by OMC RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: The brainchild of New Zealand pop-funk group OMC (Otara Millionaire’s Club), this song could not be escaped by anyone alive and near a radio in the USA in 1997. That’s not … Read More POP HAZMAT HOF (ONE-HIT WONDER EDITION) “How Bizarre” by OMC
HAZMAT-RETRO SATIRE: Questionable Toys for Tots (The Pole-Dance Doll)
HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF FAME (QUESTIONABLE TOYS FOR TOTS) posted by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: The Pole-Dance Doll! by Whizmodo RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Yes, this doll was ACTUALLY manufactured and tainting toy-store shelves a few years ago, inching the world ever closer to a direct-hit by an asteroid or a galloping visit from the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. This is why minds like mine … Read More HAZMAT-RETRO SATIRE: Questionable Toys for Tots (The Pole-Dance Doll)
HAZMAT-RETRO HOF (LOVABLY BAD FOOD FROM CHILDHOOD) Charleston Chew Candy Mouth-Doom
HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF LAME (LOVABLY BAD FOOD FROM CHILDHOOD ) posted by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: Charleston Chew Candy Bars (Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry and, sometimes, Banana) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Billed as “rich nougat covered in creamy chocolate” by its purveyors back in the day. We, however, would hazard a description more along the lines of: “Incisor-wrenching gum-hemorrhaging molar-murdering epoxy suitable for bricklaying and covered … Read More HAZMAT-RETRO HOF (LOVABLY BAD FOOD FROM CHILDHOOD) Charleston Chew Candy Mouth-Doom
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+ Magical Childhood
Pop HazMat HOF: Lovably Bad Candy from Childhood … Licorice Laces! posted by JONATHAN KIERAN
by Jonathan Kieran
A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the adventures of Rowan Blaize. Book One is the timeless magical cornerstone … the subsequent books lift our warlock’s world into the framework of several spellbinding novels. Click here for all of the special $0.99 Kindle e-book downloads! HAZMAT-RETRO HALL OF LAME (LOVABLY BAD FOOD FROM CHILDHOOD) by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: SHOESTRING LICORICE! or “LICORICE … Read More Pop HazMat HOF: Lovably Bad Candy from Childhood … Licorice Laces! posted by JONATHAN KIERAN