Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Beware, Planet X!
Don’t let the Biblical trappings deceive you: when these girls sing, Mothra emerges from underneath the homeliest one’s hairdo and joins Godzilla to wreak havoc on malevolent space-monsters and sinners lurking in Las Vegas hotels. Be afraid. Be very afraid.…
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A Little Privacy, PLEASE!
Then just sit and wait for him, you impatient clodhoppers. Can’t a Deity browse the Sunday papers and “enjoy the go”? ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March,…
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Don’t Let the Packaging Fool You
If you go to one of their concerts bring a crucifix, two stakes, holy water and some garlic. These items will not be used for purposes of worship. (FYI: The garlic is a gift for the hunchback dude playing the…
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From the Vault
On some planets it’s traditional to eat Thanksgiving dinner in a restaurant. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March, 2026) #PostTurkeyBlues #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran…
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Happy Thanksgiving
I always heard that making pumpkin pie from scratch was a pain in the butt. Now we know. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #HappyThanksgiving #BeNice…
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If Plastic Heads Had Nightmares
Oh, look. Weird Uncle “D,” the ever-traveling businessman, found a surefire way to always make sure he’s around gullible children eager to learn the quickest way to heaven. I’ll bet Charlie on his lap, there, has some particularly harrowing tales…
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Gems From the Holiday Archives
Thanksgiving memories can warm the heart. This was one of the earliest “raw” panels I did and it’s certainly one of the most twisted. After almost a decade, my favorite subversive bit has got to be the family’s turkey-poops littering…
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That’s Not A Trumpet You Heard
Good to see that his musical act comes complete with a horn section. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #BadAlbumCovers InstrumentalMUSIC #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran…
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I Am the Enemy …
… of religious fundamentalism. Make room for mystery, bitches. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #TakeAStand #Fundamentalism #CancerInTheWest #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran…
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I Cannot Imagine WHY
Congress Blocking Bipartisan Effort to Crack Down on Congressional Stock Trading. It must be due to my beauty. What else could it be? I apologize for governmental interference in human existence but promise to remember all the darling folk who…