Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Isn’t This How the Exorcist Movie Started?
Secret doorway discovered beneath the earth at an ancient archaeological site. Remnants of a deity boasting a big pointy wiener. Secrets unleashed into the world. Anyhow, a new temple structure has apparently been discovered at the site of Athribis, in…
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Just Deal With It, Boys
YOU are safe in the boat, floating in their territory and probably pissing overboard, too! Don’t even think about culling. Humans already cause enough ruin to oceanic environments. #TeamShark ———————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for…
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Wonder Not at the Folly of the Human Animal
Crocodiles, ironically, can make for better parents. Get a load of this. ———————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built…
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Perspective!
Learn how to love it! Pretend you’re taking a leisurely drive beneath the waters off the Australian COASTLINE. —————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace yourselves and think…
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“South of France”
“Where are you and Archibald going for vacation this year, Pinky?” “Oh, we have rented a darling pied-a-terre. We are going to the south of France, Marjorie.” “Somewhere in Italy, my dear?” “No. The South of France.” “A house on…
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Another Day, Another Great White Shark Tragedy
Heartbreaking news emerges from the waters off beautiful New Zealand as a young man is mauled to death by a Great White Shark while diving recreationally. From the reports, the fellow was not consumed outright and pronounced dead in a…
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Aussies Must Be Eager to Collect These Lovelies!
Black as midnight, eight-legged, hairy, aggressive, BIG-ass spiders with fangs sharp enough to pierce a human fingernail—fangs loaded with venom oozing from their pointed tips. The Australian enviro-authorities are asking locals to collect these meandering arachnids now that Summer is…
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If You’re Going the Taylor Swift Route …
… and self-publishing a book, Forbes has a loaded guide to the process, tailor made for you (pun obviously intended). —————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace yourselves…
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Barnes & Noble Still Movin’ and Shakin’
The revered brick-and-mortar chain is still a major player in the upturned, off-its-rocker world of contemporary publishing. Check out THIS bit of industry legerdemain. ————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March…
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Global Surfer Panic Updates
It’s been a little while since we’ve touched based with our (my) favorite ocean-going friends, the Great White Sharks. Fear not—they and their cousins have been busy across the globe, chomping, stalking, amputating, and ganging up on various mammals of…
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