Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Barnes & Noble Bigwig Bites Big One
May he rest in peace. This was a revolutionary man in brick and mortar book sales in the USA marketplace. He was likely pleased to know that the chain is still on an upswing, even as the industry remains in…
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OOPSIE!
Parents take toddler to museum. Toddler, clearly unsupervised, knocks over 3,500 year-old jar and smashes it to pieces on the floor. Who’s to blame? Mum, Dad, and the Museum. That’s who. If you can’t keep tabs on your spawn, don’t…
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Mama Wants Boat for Breakfast
Even Great White Sharks experience irresistible and unusual pregnancy cravings. —————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed.…
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Whull, People ARE Getting Dumber: The Figures are IN!
Why read when you can text your friends, informing them that you’re doing nuthin’? ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff…
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Tribal Great White Sharks!
Do they look down on each other for being of a different genus? Read all about it at LIVE SCIENCE. ————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves…
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Get Those Books in Mandarin
No, wait. The Chinese are probably stealing your book, translating it, and not paying you, already. Try England and Germany and France instead. ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future…
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No Sheet Sherlock
If you subscribe to the NYT this is a real hoot ‘n’ holler. ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is…
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Pubbers Getting Clever?
All of THIS is a symptom of the era and makes me want to hurl. Alas, I’ll have to play (a much less trashy) part of the game in short order: book release announcement for Spring 2025 coming soon. —————…
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There Once Was a Shark in Nantucket …
that hated its life and said “#$&@ it!” Eschewing self-worth it beached its great girth ’til from doom our kind heroes did pluck it. 🦈 (Seriously, what a story! Go, shark rescuers!) ————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran…
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Salty Crocodile Takes Dad of Three
A very unfortunate Australian man on vacation with his wife and three children fell into a river while hiking a couple of weeks ago. The edge of the riverbank gave way as he was walking along and down he tumbled…
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