Author: Jonathan Kieran
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You’ll Hand This Down to Your Kids …
… after you read it yourself. MAY 19, 2026 Amazon Barnes & Noble ~everywhere~ Stay tuned for intriguing opportunities. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #NewNovel #EtherealHorror #ParallelWorlds #TheWednesdayBox…
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I Need a Saint Right Now …
… but if I do not meet one, I must become one. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #SederSupper #Alone #NoCompromise #Saints #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran…
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Stop, You Easter BEASTERS!
Ehhh, there’s a dust-up on some garbage media sites (all of them, essentially) regarding the sale of a massive milk chocolate Easter Bunny by Costco that weighs around 10 pounds and costs over $100. Big FREAKING WHUP. The people of…
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Penthouse Goals
When success gives you a chance to rise above it all. Don’t envy the view—get one of your own. (Stuffed mouse and jingling ball not incl.) ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international…
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Imminent …
… is proud to present on May 19, 2026 … Stay tuned for prerelease details and other news. ———— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran…
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Save Us, Lady of Lorien …
… from crass attempts to milk every possible dime out of the LOTR mythology via future (ill-conceived) film projects. ————— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #LOTR #SpareUsAll #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel…
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Not Substack, Jonny …
MORE? This means I have to do MORE?!? Yeah, in addition to jazzing-up my official site ASAP (I have a novel coming out in May, after all), I’m considering the idea of launching my carcass onto the Substacks. Aye yi…
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Illustration: How the Sausage Gets Made
Though they say you should never want to see “how the sausage is made” in a restaurant, I think such desires are valid when it comes to the visual arts. In my upcoming novel, The Wednesday Box, I have featured…
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If You Ever Need an Etro Shaman
I’m your huckleberry. Trust me, one has to be properly and mystically attired to do the kind of writing, illustrating, and woodwork that I assume as an artistic calling. You wouldn’t believe what marvels I created in this ensemble. At…
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The Woodshop is Calling
Too many projects in the wood shop need attention as the writerly and illustrative phases of life come to an end. Only four more books left to release after The Wednesday Box in May, 2026. 2028 will see a deluxe…