Know the REAL Danger. #SocietyCrumbleCake

"Good heavens, Meg! It says here that every time a person goes out on the streets of any major city, he or she is likely only a few feet away from someone who has committed unspeakable acts of perversity and possibly even criminal behavior!"

“Good heavens, Meg! It says here that every time a person goes out on the streets, he or she is likely standing only a few feet away from someone who has committed unspeakable acts of perversity! We are also never more than a block from someone who has perpetrated criminal behavior of the most felonious kind!”

"That's quite correct, Helen, but I'm afraid that whenever you leave this house there is an even greater chance you will be standing quite near to far most heinous and foul denizens than that."

“That’s quite correct, Helen, but I’m afraid that, whenever you leave this house, there is an even greater chance you will be standing near the most heinous and foul denizens of them all, without even knowing it!”

"Worse than perverts, psychos, and murderers, Meg? Dear God! What sort of lurking monsters can you possibly mean?"

“Worse than perverts, psychos, and murderers, Meg? Dear God! What sort of lurking monsters can you possibly mean?”

"Look outside our own window and believe, Helen, for they are out there, waiting ... anonymous internet commenters."

“Look outside our own window and believe me, Helen, for they are out there, waiting, lurking … Anonymous Internet Commenters.”

" !!!! "

” Save us, Jesus! “


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Jonathan Kieran is slowly withdrawing from contemporary human society in protest against a myriad of offenses against taste and decency, but his epic new novel is slated for release in 2015. Stay tuned for more news about the book in coming months.

Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile …

Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below …

Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE.

Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)

Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches of the Ancient City, along with its dysfunctional werewolves, wraiths, ghosts, vampires, dryads, banshees and a beauty pageant brat that just might destroy the world.

Book Three = The next novel that finds Rowan trapped by a spell in another world, caught between a faery-squashing sorceress who’ll stop at nothing to conquer the kingdom … and a feisty teenage prince who’s determined to get it back.

Click here to purchase the Kindle e-books and watch a video of Jonathan discussing his work.
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