If you keep a zebra in Ohio, of all places, your should expect that zebra to get homesick for the Kalahari and possibly bite your arm off in a fit of pique. I get irascible when I go to Costco, sometimes, but I have yet to nibble at someone’s limb. It’s still early in the year, however, so give me time.

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