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Crocodiles Thrill to Sounds of Babies in Distress!

Such is the latest from researchers, as reported by The Independent.

For no funding and/or painstaking time spent studying in the jungles and estuaries and exotic rivers of the world whatsoever, I can tell you that untold millions of years of evolution have conditioned crocodiles to realize the following:

The Sound of Helpless Things Squealing = Dinner is Served.

You’re welcome.

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