Jonathan Kieran

’Tis a sad commentary upon the federally encouraged explosion of dangerous reptilian populations when drones capture an American crocodile swimming along a canal with a dead pug dog in its mouth. Some careless MeeMaw of the South clearly let little Sparky out of the trailer to do his business on his own, perhaps fearful of becoming a tasty piece of People Jerky herself. Lots of old ladies are getting snapped up like treats found in the check-out lines of Chevron stations, after all.

THE ARTICLE featuring some interesting facts about the extraordinary rise in both crocodile and alligator populations throughout Florida is intriguing, to say the least. Watch your toes and your Grannies, my friends—crocs will be swimming in saltwater intracoastal channels and right onto beach resorts before you know it. They’ll follow the food, baby.

[Look for Jonathan Kieran’s fabulous new—as yet untitled—book of hundreds of witty, cynical, zeitgeist-rocking, and knee-slappingly clever cartoons of Pure Smartassery in 2024! Stay tuned for developing news and previews.]

#Crocodiles #Alligators #Florida #EatingYourMeMaw #EatingHerPug #ReptilePopulations #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram