Jonathan Kieran

Case and point: A MOTHER who looks (strictly in terms of casual observation, solely and allegedly, possibly, and only perhaps) like a crack-headed dipshit cunt from the Ninth Cesspit from Hell leaves her toddler unattended in a hot car for nearly an hour while she takes a tour-boat swim to “commune with sharks.”

Then she smiles like (strictly in terms of casual observation, solely and allegedly, possibly, and only perhaps) a proud, soul-washed, skin-wasted whorebag culled from a Bourbon Street dumpster … as if to say: “I got my joy. I’m living my best life. Just like Oprah said in Matthew 14:32. Fuck the fruit of my loins, y’all, I’m GONNA GET FAMOUS and MAYBE open a moderately successful ONLYFANS account! Yee-Hoo!”

Darling Friends and Others … We don’t NEED an asteroid or a nuclear holocaust to put us away—though either method is welcome at this point.

At this juncture, almost all of us are eating where we shit. (Not me, you 98%)

[Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for upcoming major releases. Don’t expect a helluva lot of bloggin’ to get done unless something really strikes his fancy. Be patient. Marvelous things are on the way.]

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