“Good heavens, Meg! It says here that every time a person goes out on the streets, he or she is likely standing only a few feet away from someone who has committed unspeakable acts of perversity! We are also never more than a block from someone who has perpetrated criminal behavior of the most felonious kind!”“That’s quite correct, Helen, but I’m afraid that, whenever you leave this house, there is an evengreaterchance you will be standing near the most heinous and foul denizens of them all, without even knowing it!”“Worse than perverts, psychos, and murderers, Meg? Dear God! What sort of lurking monsters can you possibly mean?”“Look outside our own window. Believe me, Helen, for the REAL monsters are out there, waiting, watching. They are … Anonymous Internet Commenters.”” Whull, Lord Jesus, dip me in sweet butter and SAVE ME! “
[Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for upcoming major releases. Don’t expect a helluva lot of bloggin’ to get done unless something really strikes his fancy. Be patient. Marvelous things are on the way.]
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