Jonathan Kieran

Who could have left this little pamphlet of piety while casing the neighborhood for converts? Jehovah’s Witlesses? Southern Baptulists? The Assembly of Adventists Twice-Removed, The Rip-Tootin’ Calvinist Welcome Wagon?

So … uplifting. Literally!

“Oh, Tina! It’s amazing! It’s wonderful! Glory, glory, halleloo! You’re being wafted up into the clouds by Cheezus and leaving this cruel world behind where the wretched shall suffer the fabulous agonies of Armageddon and be prodded by demonic pitchforks and trampled by the Four Horsemen and … and … hold on, here. What the living hell? Why are MY feet still on the ground? Tina? Tina?!?! Wait a second there in mid-air, bitch! Tell Cheezuss I didn’t mean to try on Mom’s heels that day! I’ll buy a football tomorrow, I swear! Just … WAIT! I’m sorry! TINAAAAAAA … !!!”

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[Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for upcoming major releases. Don’t expect a helluva lot of bloggin’ to get done unless something really strikes his fancy. Be patient. Marvelous things are on the way.]

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