AUTHOR, ILLUSTRATOR, EXISTENTIAL, INTERROGATOR

BUT … Was There Enough Stuff Left Over to Identify These Darlings?

"... then the handsome Prince married Cinderella, and, after the wedding, threw her step-sisters, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Kendall, into a pool filled with starving sharks, where they screamed for mercy as they were devoured in great, gory mouthfuls ... even the parts made of plastic. THE END. Oh, Mother, you always know how to pick the most satisfying bedtime stories. I'll sleep like an angel after this one!"

“Keep reading, little Cindy. It’s almost bedtime.”

“Okay, Mother … ‘then the handsome Prince married Cinderella, and, after the wedding, she threw her stepmother, Kris, and her stepsisters, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie and Kendall into a pool filled with starving sharks, where they screamed and screamed for mercy as they were devoured by dagger-like teeth in great, dismembering mouthfuls. And the sharks gobbled them all UP … even the parts made of plastic! THE END.’ Oh, Mother, you always know how to pick the most satisfying bedtime books. I just know I’ll sleep like an angel after this one!”

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[Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for upcoming major releases. Don’t expect a helluva lot of bloggin’ to get done unless something really strikes his fancy. Be patient. Marvelous things are on the way.]

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