Jonathan Kieran

Did they want their copy to be perfectly generic and anodyne instead of the usual imperfectly generic scads of dried potato-flakes that are stuck to the pages of that shit magazine?

File this one under: NO ONE CARES DUE TO IRRELEVANCE.

(By the way, is mega-weenie Jon Wertheim still attached like a barnacle to that listing ship? It would figure.)

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