Jonathan Kieran

A sixteen year-old kid was out surfing on Christmas Day in Australia when he received a “gift” no one wants to receive: GREAT WHITE SHARK ATTACK.

I wonder if he had just gotten a new surfboard from Santa that morning and was eager to try it out?

The shark was clearly angling for a rump-roast Christmas Brunch but here’s hoping it was just a juvenile biter because the kid survived, thankfully, and is in stable condition.

Remember surfers: some of the creepiest Great White Shark attacks have occurred around Christmas. (Lewis Boren RIP)

Santa can only work so much of his holiday magic before KRAMPUS takes over and gets busy with mischief. Be careful out there, boys and girls.

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[ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release beginning in Spring 2024 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for more … ]

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