Jonathan Kieran

Marine biologists can bemoan all they want the fact that no one has ever seen great white sharks mate. No video footage—drone, hidden camera, or otherwise—exists to quench this voracious human curiosity about the manner in which the majestic apex predators GET IT ON.

And I’m calling it right now: no one will EVER see it happen … unless some freak starts simulating their perverted speculations about the act using Artificial Intelligence.

Why? Because Great White Sharks are keeping things and classy and, unlike humans, apparently, they are not at all eager to DO THEIR BUSINESS and post it on Instagram for all the ghettoesque world to see.

Take a lesson, homo sapiens!

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[ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in 2024 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for more … ]

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