Jonathan Kieran

AUTHOR, ILLUSTRATOR, EXISTENTIAL, INTERROGATOR

Jonathan Kieran

You WANT Reality

"I thought American culture could not sink any lower, Barbra, and then I learn that MTV is about to produce a reality show centered upon young women competing to lose their virginity. So degrading! What's next in this sick society, I ask you--Cannibals Wars of LA County?"
 “You know, I thought our culture could sink no lower, Barbra, and then I learned from those demure and highly intellectual ladies on The View that MTV is producing a reality show about young women competing to lose their virginity! Can you believe it? Well, it’s time for my family to get rid of the television set. I mean, what’s next in this sick society—Cannibal Cook-Offs of Malibu Housewives?”
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"Come to think of it, Barbra, if a cannibal reality series featured that tubby schmuck from Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives roasting one or two Kardashians over a BBQ-pit, I'd bankroll the Emmy campaign myself."
 “Come to think of it, Barbra, if a cannibal reality series featured that FoodNetwork schmuck with the frosted hair roasting even one of the Kardashians over a BBQ-pit, I’d bankroll the Emmy campaign myself.”
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