“You know, I thought our culture could sink no lower, Barbra, and then I learned from those demure and highly intellectual ladies onThe Viewthat MTV is producing a reality show about young womencompetingto lose their virginity! Can you believe it? Well, it’s time formyfamily to get rid of the television set. I mean, what’s next in this sick society—Cannibal Cook-Offs of Malibu Housewives?”“Come to think of it, Barbra, if a cannibal reality series featured that FoodNetwork schmuck with the frosted hairroasting evenoneof the Kardashians over a BBQ-pit, I’d bankroll the Emmy campaign myself.”
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