Jonathan Kieran

DRUNKS RUIN LIVES

(Or, at least they try to do so BUT if you stand on your own solid ground, you can’t be ruined by a drunk … unless one hits you in a car at 100 MPH and dismembers you. Yes, you can be ruined by a drunk in that manner. And in the state of California, if you are a drunk who dismembers innocent people in this fashion—and you are ALSO an “immigrant without documents”—you’ll get a short sentence and eventually a swanky position as an elected official with full pension and the swollen hog-lust of the bureaucracy.)

In other words: try to be a murderous DRUNK from foreign parts. The opportunities are endless.

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