Jonathan Kieran

Parents take toddler to museum.

Toddler, clearly unsupervised, knocks over 3,500 year-old jar and smashes it to pieces on the floor.

Who’s to blame?

Mum, Dad, and the Museum. That’s who.

If you can’t keep tabs on your spawn, don’t bring them to museums.

If your museum cannot keep ancient artifacts secure and inaccessible to curious children, your museum likely doesn’t give a rat’s ass about said artifacts.

Poor little kid.

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[ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for more info. ] 

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