Jonathan Kieran

AUTHOR, ILLUSTRATOR, EXISTENTIAL, INTERROGATOR

Jonathan Kieran

Keep Them Secret, Keep Them SAFE

Trader Joe’s Cashel Bleu Cheese Irish Potato Chips.

DON’T TELL. 🤫

If you see another customer going for a bag, point in a different direction, say, “Oh my gosh! A WILDEBEAST in the store!”

… then grab ALL the chips and flee to checkout.

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[ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release April 22, 2025. ] 

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3 responses to “Keep Them Secret, Keep Them SAFE”

  1. emps61 Avatar
    emps61

    I can see you just doing exactly that. What would you do with chips with a certain potato salad flavour?

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  2. emps61 Avatar
    emps61

    what ever will you do if they ever come out with chips with imperial potato salad flavour?

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    1. Jonathan Kieran Avatar
      Jonathan Kieran

      The store had better stock up on those! The whole world would descend upon the shelves. I can see the label design right now—it would be classic.

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