Jonathan Kieran

The arguably worst song in pop history (WE BUILT THIS CITY by Starship) has now been transformed into a jingle for soft-ply TOILET PAPER! The lyric? 🎶 “We quilt this city!”🎶

(Shouldn’t the lyric actually be, 🎶 “This quilt is shitty!” 🎶)

Best part? The ad is as bad as the horrid jingle derived from the original CRAP song! #PunIntended

Tacky America—at least the worst stuff is being recycled for the WORST STUFF. (I won’t name the brand.)

Well, Grace Slick is still alive and a girl’s gotta eat.

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[ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release April 22, 2025. ] 

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