Jonathan Kieran

The relentless toil of the film industry takes its toll on even the most delicate and precious flowers in the Garden of Talent. Either that or this is what marriage to Tim Burton can do to a gal. At least she still has her whimsical fashion sense and a superb hair stylist.

(Editorial Correction: The above photo does not depict noted thespian Helena Bonham-Carter. On the contrary, the subject portrayed herein is the miraculously well-preserved corpse of St. Teresa of Avila during a recent “showing” at a church in Spain. Faithful attending the sacred exhumation report almost unanimously that both “the sin and the shit” have been scared out of them, which, when one thinks about it, is often the same reaction many feel upon experiencing a Bonham-Carter performance.)

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[ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release September 8, 2025 ]

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