Jonathan Kieran

Had enough of your two year-old’s inability to listen? Distraught by endless tantrums? Anguished by screeching fits demanding candy in the grocery store? Regret your utter lack of parenting skills and the abject failure to employ any form of birth control the night you both jumped each other’s bones after that concert?

Don’t feel alone and without recourse.

Amazon—to celebrate the approach of Summer—is offering a deep discount on their controversial but effective line of Feeding Frenzy Backyard Kiddie Pools.

Though the shark is usually sold separately with these increasingly popular childcare products, for a limited time, Jeff Bezos and his team will throw-in a Great White for the mere cost of shipping and handling.*

Surprise your offspring, regain your sanity, and take control of your formerly selfish existence by investing in a surefire guarantee that ALL future Summers will be serene and rugrat-free.

GET BACK INTO LIFE! Even Your Neighbors Will Thank You!

*Adorable chum-pails in pink and baby blue are available from Temu.

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[ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release September 8, 2025 ]

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