Jonathan Kieran

Oh, look. Weird Uncle “D,” the ever-traveling businessman, found a surefire way to always make sure he’s around gullible children eager to learn the quickest way to heaven. I’ll bet Charlie on his lap, there, has some particularly harrowing tales to tell about lonely nights “on the road.”

Blink twice, Sheila, if you’re in immediate danger and … oh, wait. You’d have to get permission to do that from Uncle “D,” whose hand is shoved up your petticoat.

Anyone get the feeling that all three of these blockheads might be found in horrifying circumstances on the “Dark Web”?

Pray for the kids and file this album cover under ALL KINDS OF WRONG.

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[ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March, 2026)

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