Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Beelzubub Comes For His Own
I hate to break it you, Sharla and Tommy, but we can SEE IT. It’s the spectral hand of LUCIFER, it GOT YOU, and he’s re’t to GO. (Come on—you know you both deserve hellfire for wearing white after Labor…
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You Say That NOW …
… but you’ll be using the Lord’s name in a different way when you see what the dove leaves in your hands, Mike. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international…
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It’s a Come to Jesus Moment
Honey, you’ll be even better as soon as you STOP touching the dessert buffet at Golden Corral. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadChristianAlbumCovers #GoldenCorral #TheWednesdayBox…
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Pick One or the Other, Loretta
For a gal whose last name is FUDGE, I have a feeling the Lord would prefer she concentrate her efforts upon the latter of the two practices described. Put those hands where we can see ‘em, Loretta! —— [ THE…
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Love Can Be a Liquid
The unfortunately named QUARTS OF LOVE was released by this group of saintly, leisure-suited advocates of nourishing udder ambrosia in response to SPILL YOUR BUCKET IN MY BARN, an album by sister-group, The Sizzlingly Seductive Milk Maids. Not since the…
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Optimistique Trois
Keep dreaming, girls. None of you have heard such sounds in the past and Ye shall not hear such sounds in the future. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international…
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So Many Bangers … So Little Time
I preferred her Metallica/Black Sabbath “fusion phase” myself. Rumor has it she is about to embark on her Jelly Roll era. 🤞🏻 —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January…
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The Eyes Tell Everything
Judging from Ricky’s expression, he has just discovered the REAL reason Geraldine laid that blanket on the ground. The trees will definitely be talking after the carnal passions they are about to behold. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark…
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Gertrude Tells Her TRUTH
Methinks Gertrude doth protest too much. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadAlbumCovers #LowChristology #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor…
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The Elite of the Elite …
Like Cher, Madonna, Elvis, and other superstars of the entertainment heavens, he needed only ONE NAME to spark the ravenous passion of millions across the globe. He was … KEN … and if you didn’t REQUEST his greatness, you got…
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