Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Breathe It In …
… for this is the epitome of peace and comfort. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March, 2026) #NotACareInTheWorld #MerryChristmas #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran…
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Funeral Arrangements by D-CON and Bruno Magli
From the archives, y’all. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March, 2026) #ZanzibarCircus #RoachLamentation #SPLAT #CRUNCH #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor…
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Gotta Love Trader Joe’s
Notice that these “persons” are MINI. Unlike the life-sized ones that run run run just as fast they can and then scream like hell when you catch-up and bite their legs off. Merry Christmas. ———— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a…
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Lucy Lee Was Devout
Right next door to the Gosh-Darned Tabernacle O’ Jeezus. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March, 2026) #ChurchesAreFunny #Protestantism #MerryChristmas #TongueSpeaking #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran…
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Peak Insanity Coming in 4, 3, 2, 1 …
AI Google question I asked: “My mother recently revealed to our family that she identifies as a cow. We all want to affirm and support her true identity, but she is now asking my Dad and her adult children (including…
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NOT Michelle Pfieffer, Thank You Very Much
”Why, thank you for the compliment! It’s always nice to get some attention from the paparazzi. I realize most glamorous Hollywood actresses don’t like to confess their beauty secrets but I have been using a new moisturizer and I’m not…
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We All Must Learn The Truth
May the irony inherent in this Zanzibar Circus “oldie” create visions of sugarplums dancing in your head this Christmas season. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March, 2026)…
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She’s About to Find Out
”Muriel over there always criticizes my potato salad at the annual Christmas party but I’ll get the best of her this year. Just wait until she finds out what I secretly slipped into her ‘famous’ Elf-On-The-Shelf casserole. The other girls…
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Let the World Slip Away … for A While
Remember human dignity this Yuletide season and step away from the constant corruption of this wayward, desperate species. There is still genuine decency and love to be found in our fellow men and women … and we shall always have…
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Death By Dogma
In some congregations, if you don’t fork-over your weekly 10% love-offering, the church will get extra “helpful” in this regard. That’s why I belong to the Covenant of the Non-Tithing Rattlesnake Smoochers. One can forget the financial pressure of the…
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