Author: Jonathan Kieran
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We Were Once Immortal … NOT
Forget the little waterfall nearby: this she-clown could dip her head in the water and part the Red Sea in ways that would shame Moses. I just KNOW she used Miracle Whip in her macaroni salads. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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Yeah … Social Services and Dateline
This evangelical Christian duo had already taken the wider pop music world by storm with their first hit and its scintillating follow-up single, Mommy Left Us High and Dry (To Meet a Pimp in Memphis). Global stardom beckoned, stadiums sold-out…
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Can The Dog Watch?
This is what the church needs—a woman crosseyed with confidence and willing to tell her man EXACTLY what she wants and HOW she wants it DONE. (Hide your eyes, Moon-Pie! Things are about to get real.) ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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Imagine the Clamor for This Greatness …
“By Request” does not begin to tell the amazing story. It’s easy for many of us to forget just how HUGE the SNURDS were in their heyday. An endless streak of Billboard No. 1 singles—they routinely knocked Beatles classics from…
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So Many Things To Unpack …
First, these folks apparently don’t know the difference between a trio and a quartet. (Maybe young Buster on the far right is actually staring at the unseen fourth member with his wandering eyeball.) Second, if these religious clowns are really…
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MORE Bad Evangelical Album Art
Alternate title: DEITY’S DANCING DUMMY —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadChristianAlbumCovers #LowChristology #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic…
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Where Will I Shelter My Sheep?
You can shelter at least six of ‘em in that Pentecostal hair. No one’ll ever find them. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BaptistHair #TrashyChristianity #BadAlbumCovers…
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Nothing Like Low Christology
God clearly didn’t have pity on either of you so why should I? —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #Pentecostals #LowChristianity #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran…
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Imminent and Eminent
The show, they say, must perforce GO ON. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #UpcomingRelease #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel…
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Escape Into a Mirror
At just the right moment, it can be done. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #Mirrors #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge…
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