Author: Jonathan Kieran
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I Knew It Would Swing ‘Round to “Artisanal” Categories
Behold! From The Guardian. ————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for more info. ] …
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Aussie Taipan Snakes Jostling for Publicity Lately
Another taipan snake has bitten an Australian youth. In this most recent case, the dreaded inland taipan (the most venomous terrestrial snake on earth) bit a 17 year-old boy as the fellow was apparently trying to feed the snake a…
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If This is Snake-Venom “Milk” …
… color me “lactose intolerant.” FASCINATING article. ————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for…
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Florida’s Redneck Riviera is THE Place for Fine Medical Care!
Just ask the widow of this man, whose doctor ALLEGEDLY removed a man’s liver instead of his spleen, killing him immediately on the operating table. Mother of God. This is some banana republic shit right here. The poor man would…
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For Those Extra Bursts of Flavor in the Chewy Center!
If an orca eats the presumed Great White Shark in this equation would that constitute the Killer Whale version of Turducken? ———————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace…
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Trouble Wasn’t Bound To Happen At ALL
In a while, CROCODILE. ———————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for more info. ] …
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Dead Sharks DO Tell Tales
The stories are revealed by the WEIRDEST things that have been found in their bellies after death. An entire reindeer? The dismembered arm of a gangster? Chateau-Lafitte 1896, anyone? This is a pretty snappy read. —————————— [ A new novel…
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What Happen to Mary? She Disappeared and we Assumed She Went to Heaven …
More execrable, platitudinous hogwash from the Bishop of Rome—one of the great ignoramuses of our era. Why won’t a sloppy nun drop a banana-peel on the marbled floor where this jug-eared fuck takes his morning toddle to the toilet? Grand…
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Taipan Strikes Aussie Toddler
Tragic story coming out of Queensland, Australia: a two year-old child is now permanently brain-damaged and likely to suffer further complications after narrowly escaping death due to an aggressive series of bites from one of the world’s most venomous snakes,…
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Barnes & Noble Bigwig Bites Big One
May he rest in peace. This was a revolutionary man in brick and mortar book sales in the USA marketplace. He was likely pleased to know that the chain is still on an upswing, even as the industry remains in…
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