Author: Jonathan Kieran
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OOPSIE!
Parents take toddler to museum. Toddler, clearly unsupervised, knocks over 3,500 year-old jar and smashes it to pieces on the floor. Who’s to blame? Mum, Dad, and the Museum. That’s who. If you can’t keep tabs on your spawn, don’t…
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Mama Wants Boat for Breakfast
Even Great White Sharks experience irresistible and unusual pregnancy cravings. —————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed.…
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Whull, People ARE Getting Dumber: The Figures are IN!
Why read when you can text your friends, informing them that you’re doing nuthin’? ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff…
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Tribal Great White Sharks!
Do they look down on each other for being of a different genus? Read all about it at LIVE SCIENCE. ————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves…
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Get Those Books in Mandarin
No, wait. The Chinese are probably stealing your book, translating it, and not paying you, already. Try England and Germany and France instead. ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future…
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No Sheet Sherlock
If you subscribe to the NYT this is a real hoot ‘n’ holler. ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is…
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Pubbers Getting Clever?
All of THIS is a symptom of the era and makes me want to hurl. Alas, I’ll have to play (a much less trashy) part of the game in short order: book release announcement for Spring 2025 coming soon. —————…
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There Once Was a Shark in Nantucket …
that hated its life and said “#$&@ it!” Eschewing self-worth it beached its great girth ’til from doom our kind heroes did pluck it. 🦈 (Seriously, what a story! Go, shark rescuers!) ————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran…
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Salty Crocodile Takes Dad of Three
A very unfortunate Australian man on vacation with his wife and three children fell into a river while hiking a couple of weeks ago. The edge of the riverbank gave way as he was walking along and down he tumbled…
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26 Miles Across the Sea, Santa Catalina is the Place for Me …
Well, maybe not. At least not in an inner tube or on a surf board. Enthusiast Keith had been involved in the disposal of a fin whale that beached itself and died in LA County. He intended to follow authorities…
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