Author: Jonathan Kieran
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We Can’t Let Sharks Have All the Exposure
Saltwater crocodiles in Australia have been making their own headlines, largely under the radar. This child-killer in the Queensland Territory was shot after taking a little girl who was swimming with her family, but only after “Traditional Elders” gave rangers…
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San Diego Comic-Con News
For those on tenterhooks regarding the juiciest scoops available. Then again, if you are on tenterhooks, you’ve likely known this stuff for weeks. ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future…
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SPARE US
And I don’t imagine anyone wants another whingefest from the original SPARE, either. —————————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is…
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GOOD.
This is one of the ugliest, most asinine “art works” I have ever seen, to say nothing of the inflammatory subject matter. It looks like something modeled after a particular obscene R. Crumb drawing. How it even managed to be…
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Shark Attack Footage Emerges
Kai Mckenzie, the rising star of Australian surfing competitions, who was mauled by a VERY aggressive Great White Shark over a week ago in Port Macquarie, lost his leg below the knee—the limb actually washed up on the shore after…
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What Else Could Go Wrong?
This poor Australian fellow’s luck in the world of surfing has taken some seriously rough turns. He’s considered a rising star in the recreational sport but has already been impeded by a couple of issues:: a broken neck last year…
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ROLL That Big Beautiful Sharky Footage!
It’s always a thrill to see footage of a large, healthy female great white shark captured by competent videographers. The specimen in these Australian waters appears to be a 1.4-1.5 ton, 4m female of impeccable bearing. In other words, she’s…
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Well and Truly Screwed
Influencers getting big advances for memoirs, novels, self-help pablum, etc. ? Start thinking outside the box, seasoned (aka REAL) writers. The bell tolls, and it tolls for thee. _________________ [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major…
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You’ve Heard of Cocaine Bear
Now get ready for Cocaine Shark. This may seem to be a story ripped from the brilliant minds at The Onion, but the Daily Mail (a rotten onion in its own way) has the real scoop. ————————— [ Delightful new…
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Fish Tale
And this is not a welcome one. At first, reports indicated that an Australian surfer’s leg was “nearly severed” after a Great White Shark attack but journalism is not yet completely mauled, apparently, for media sites are now claiming that…
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