Author: Jonathan Kieran
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SPARE US
And I don’t imagine anyone wants another whingefest from the original SPARE, either. —————————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is…
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GOOD.
This is one of the ugliest, most asinine “art works” I have ever seen, to say nothing of the inflammatory subject matter. It looks like something modeled after a particular obscene R. Crumb drawing. How it even managed to be…
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Shark Attack Footage Emerges
Kai Mckenzie, the rising star of Australian surfing competitions, who was mauled by a VERY aggressive Great White Shark over a week ago in Port Macquarie, lost his leg below the knee—the limb actually washed up on the shore after…
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What Else Could Go Wrong?
This poor Australian fellow’s luck in the world of surfing has taken some seriously rough turns. He’s considered a rising star in the recreational sport but has already been impeded by a couple of issues:: a broken neck last year…
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ROLL That Big Beautiful Sharky Footage!
It’s always a thrill to see footage of a large, healthy female great white shark captured by competent videographers. The specimen in these Australian waters appears to be a 1.4-1.5 ton, 4m female of impeccable bearing. In other words, she’s…
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Well and Truly Screwed
Influencers getting big advances for memoirs, novels, self-help pablum, etc. ? Start thinking outside the box, seasoned (aka REAL) writers. The bell tolls, and it tolls for thee. _________________ [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major…
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You’ve Heard of Cocaine Bear
Now get ready for Cocaine Shark. This may seem to be a story ripped from the brilliant minds at The Onion, but the Daily Mail (a rotten onion in its own way) has the real scoop. ————————— [ Delightful new…
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Fish Tale
And this is not a welcome one. At first, reports indicated that an Australian surfer’s leg was “nearly severed” after a Great White Shark attack but journalism is not yet completely mauled, apparently, for media sites are now claiming that…
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Sharky Hors d’Oeuvres Down Under
They’re not going to stop with such a wide range of treats willfully leaping into the blue—and eventually bloody—water. Hope the poor fellow makes it through, but how he is going to move forward in life after “catastrophic” injury is…
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It’s All Greek to Me
I’m not sure what this article is trying to communicate, but apparently divers are investigating hieroglyphic inscriptions found beneath the waters of Lake Nasser near Aswan, or Philae, or Abu Simbel. They should have thought to document this stuff before…
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