Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Miracle in Ohio: Tacky Virgin Mary Statue BLINKS ITS EYES
“I knew her eyes were blinking because I was staring at her all day!” says one Connie Liptak, of Canton, Ohio, regarding a ceramic statue of the “Virgin Mary of Fatima” that came to the local church on a whirlwind…
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A Regular Riot: Book Riot
Not enough books about writing books to suit your fancy? Fret no longer. Book Riot has compiled something wondrous and amazing and exceedingly rare. A LIST. ———— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in…
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Horror Authors Take Note
A Black Crow is about to fly, apparently. #TheMoreTheScarier? ————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay…
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Have You Ever Wondered About Christian Publishing?
Neither have I. At least not outside the academic realm and how Christian history enters into the equation as a crucial part of ancient Near Eastern and Western history. The rest strikes me as fundamentalist pap. Here are the figures,…
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That’s Not DEEP BLUE
The shark being irritated by the insufferable mermaid-brain Ocean Ramsey is not the shark first dubbed “Deep Blue” by accredited researchers of Mexican waters almost ten years ago. It’s a different, large female Great White. And even Deep Blue was…
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Ecce Homo
Yeah, BEHOLD. And here’s the rotten little secret: this is nothing new in terms of human depravity and behavior. It’s quite ancient. BEYOND ancient. Prehistoric. The difference? Those found guilty of such crimes were swiftly eliminated. I know whose discombobulated…
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We Can’t Let Sharks Have All the Exposure
Saltwater crocodiles in Australia have been making their own headlines, largely under the radar. This child-killer in the Queensland Territory was shot after taking a little girl who was swimming with her family, but only after “Traditional Elders” gave rangers…
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San Diego Comic-Con News
For those on tenterhooks regarding the juiciest scoops available. Then again, if you are on tenterhooks, you’ve likely known this stuff for weeks. ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future…
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SPARE US
And I don’t imagine anyone wants another whingefest from the original SPARE, either. —————————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is…
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GOOD.
This is one of the ugliest, most asinine “art works” I have ever seen, to say nothing of the inflammatory subject matter. It looks like something modeled after a particular obscene R. Crumb drawing. How it even managed to be…
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