Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Roll That Beautiful Sharky Footage
More footage of the beautiful female white shark captured by an Australian fisherman the other day. You have to have instagram to see it, but it provides a better look at the animal—a young but girthy female in the 3-4…
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Yeah, It is MASSIVE
The article is a little overwrought (for example, the shark is probably 10-12 ft. long) but, yes, she is a Big Mama in Training. ————————— #GreatWhiteShark #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram…
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Sharks Bite More Floridians
Why should this be a surprise to anyone? Admit it. When you’re really hungry, would you refuse a strip of browned, wizened, wrinkled beef (or turkey!) jerky? I think not. Makes perfect sense. ——————————— #Sharks #Florida #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife…
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… And Your Little Dog, Too!
Saltwater crocodiles want it ALL … and a bag of yips. ———————— #SaltwaterCrocodile #DogSnacks #Australia #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary
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He Was Not Eaten Dead So He Could Tell of Being Eaten Alive
I love these hyperbolic headlines, but it’s a Great White shark story, so we’ll run with it. ———————— #GreatWhiteShark #SharkAttack #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary
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Bears in Arizona Get Bold
Maybe it’s the heat. Maybe Gila Monsters taste terrible. But this 15 year-old kid was lucky he wasn’t turned into a mess of Southwestern chili by a black bear, smeared across the floor of his family’s cabin. That hungry bear…
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Shark Tales: The Consumption of Robert Pamperin
The story of the 1959 “swallowed whole” Great White shark attack upon diver Robert Pamperin in La Jolla still gives me the chills. I read various accounts of this horrific event every now and then to creep myself out and…
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Start breakfast off right in the Wild West with a tasty glance at the 5 Worst Bear Attacks in History. Goes well with link sausages. ———————— #BearAttacks #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram…
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The headlines attending this now-viral fracas invariably read “Bull Attacks Woman on Mexican Beach” when they might possibly better read “Abject Moron Pesters Bull and Gets Exactly What She Deserves for Her Brazen Stupidity.” ———————— #HeartWarming #Bull #HumanIdiocy #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran…
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Perhaps AI should manage things for stupid humans. The genius who wrote this shark horror story refers to the dreaded fish as “a mammal” and the article also features a photo of a killer whale, apropos of nothing. —————— #ReasonsForAI…