Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Dead Mama Shark Mystery Continues
Read all about it. She was not preggers. Not sick. Well fed. Maybe she just suffered from despair and decided to end it all. ——————— #DeadGreatWhiteShark #Florida #GreatWhiteShark #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum…
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Love In the Time of Small Pox?
Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s offspring is publishing one of his late father’s books that he was instructed not to publish. Highly uncool no matter how one looks at it (especially when a child/heir gives the go ahead) but, since I can’t…
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MASSIVE Great White Pings Off Florida Gulf Coast
That’s what the hype headline claimed. In reality, it was a 10-ft. long juvenile. A veritable minnow in the world of Great White Sharkery. American media outlets are so full of shit. Illiteracy is a prerequisite for journalistic jobs in…
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A New Twist in the Publishing Racket
No advances but a higher share of the profits for authors. These three industry honchos are trying something a bit different. How it will play out is anyone’s guess, but throw it at the wall and see if it sticks.…
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Sharks Ping in Florida
Spring Break beckons in Florida crap-towns. Puking. Debauchery. Sexcapades involving multiple trendy and ever-morphing identities. Twerkings. The coarse emanations of illiterate minds. Sexually transmitted diseases galore. Widespread phone fixation. A vast haze of human stupidity rising from crowds to mute…
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Why The Surprise?
England IS a Muslim nation, after all. These cultural divergences are to be expected. ———————— #RandomAsininity #Publishing #OppressedOlympics #EdwardianValues #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary #SatiricalAttitudes
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Coral Reef Bleaching
When pressed for a comment by local reporters, Australia’s Great Barrier Reef replied, “If it’s good enough for human assholes, it’s good enough for us.” All other inquiries were referred to the reef’s publicity team, which refused further comment. ——————…
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IF Megalodon Exists …
… I hope one of them appears and begins eating killer whales two by two. I’m not a fan of the various goofy shark movies (Sharknado, The Meg, Deep Water, etc.) but I might pay to watch a dumb flick…
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Secrets from the Oracle
Earth will end in an exploding ball of rotten lutefiske the size of a schoolbus. Lutherans of Finland have been plotting this downfall for decades. And we all thought it would be Russia. Brace yourselves. ———————— #Lutefiske #Armageddon #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran…
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Words of Wisdom for the Day
DRUNKS RUIN LIVES (Or, at least they try to do so BUT if you stand on your own solid ground, you can’t be ruined by a drunk … unless one hits you in a car at 100 MPH and dismembers…
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