Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Mayor Makes Call to Cull Charcharadon Charcharias Critters in South Australia
Some mayor Down Under is shooting off his gob about the need to cull Great White Sharks due to the fact that these animals have the nerve, presently, to be living in their native habitat and doing what they have…
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SLAMAZON!
This article is a big ole slam (“Slamazon”?) against the alleged stranglehold of Amazon on the publishing marketplace, but those with literary inclinations coming from any standpoint might want to give the piece a once-over. Food for thought, indeed. —————…
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The Stats Speak for Shark Rejuvenation … and Bad Luck for Homo Sapiens
No one sane rejoices over shark attack deaths and attacks. It’s very concerning and those who favor recreational ocean activity are going to have to get innovative and be on guard more than ever, but the NUMBERS are telling indeed…
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She Was There for Those Famous Pascagoula HUSHPUPPIES!
A Great White Shark tagged by OCEARCH has been detected hovering around one of those Mississippi “cotton-pickin’ delta towns” (as the great Charley Pride once sang). Don’t wade in past your ankles, folks! —————[ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran…
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Your Book Will Catch-On Or it Will Not
This new book about the perils of literary publishing and conglomeration is the latest in a number that have focused upon the tectonic shift in the industry. Whether it’s a lot of “preaching to the choir” or possessed of valuable…
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Carnage Deluxe
The Great White Sharks of Australia are still on the hunt, but THIS 64 year-old surfer wasn’t ready to be a tasty satay lunch for Sharky. He lives to surf another day and, apparently, that’s what he plans to do.…
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Paradigm Shifts
Yes, they can happen in JUST ONE NIGHT. Roll with the flow. ——————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in 2024 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed.…
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Scallops Are Tasty But Not Worth Your Life
People who have become accustomed to entering an ocean habitat for which they are ill-equipped to maneuver without complex protective mechanisms (e.g. mini-submersible cages, etc.) need to get something through their thick heads: Great White Shark populations are being replenished…
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Diocesan Dereliction
In 2023, the Archdiocese of San Francisco, the Diocese of Oakland, and the Franciscan Friars of Oakland, CA, all filed bankruptcy to protect their institutions from paying settlements to well over 600 sexual abuse claimants. And this is happening with…
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What? You Expect Them to Start Doing It on Instagram?
Marine biologists can bemoan all they want the fact that no one has ever seen great white sharks mate. No video footage—drone, hidden camera, or otherwise—exists to quench this voracious human curiosity about the manner in which the majestic apex…
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