Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Searching for the Eaten
Call it a hobby. While I feel deeply for human beings who find themselves mired in tragedies of all sorts—tragedies that are not of their own making or misfortunes that befall people simply due to the seemingly random indifference of…
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That’s the Thing With Fast Food …
We’ve long-known that it’s not always consistent or reliable, though speedy, and sometimes tastes a bit off. Therefore, one bite is enough. As for the rest? Well, one can always leave it to the birds. ————————— #GreatWhiteSharks #WastingFood #PoorSeal #SealsAREfastFood…
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P.T. Barnum Would’ve Thrived in the Holy Land
So much of this kind of nonsense is beyond the pale of basic plausibility that there’s almost little point in refuting any of it. I’m talking about the various Christian (and other) “sacred sites” in Israel and Palestine that are…
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Limerick Extravaganza (Killer Whale Edition)
I once saw some whales in Nanctucket while there on the beach with a bucket. I reached for my phone but the moment had flown ‘cuz I couldn’t recall where I’d stuck it. ——————— #KillerWhales #Orcas #Nantucket #Limericks #JonathanKieranAuthor #JonathanKieran…
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AI Is Going to Engineer These in Human-Catching Size
Which gives me lots of inspiration for comic hijinks. ———- #NotForTheSqueamish #VenusFlytraps #BlackWidowSpiders #LizzoSizedWouldBeInteresting #BioWeaponsDivision #HorrorMovieIdeas #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram
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Not Shark Researchers Cherry-Picking Data AGAIN?
Whull, yeah. As a matter of fact, they ARE. The manipulation of data is hardly anything new to the human experience (the manipulation of anything is hardly anything new) but this practice always rears its head when there is some…
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Forget Sink-Shaming Your Partner: A Dude Was Eaten by a Shark!
In front of his family, onlookers, and VIDEOGRAPHERS. Yes, in a popular resort area off the Red Sea, near Hurghada, Egypt, a young Russian man was first circled and then brutally eaten by a large tiger shark as he called…
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Still Mourning the Ancient Library of Alexandria
In fact, I’m still so sad about the destruction of this glorious repository ancient knowledge 1650-ish years ago that I can’t even speak of it. But you oughtta know about this civilization-damaging, inestimable loss. Livescience will tell you all about…
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The Splendor of Mythology’s Greatest Tomboy
For those interested in the wonders of ancient history and archaeology, you won’t find a more concise and compelling article than THIS history of the great Temple of the goddess Artemis at Ephesus. The now-utterly destroyed structure was famous throughout…
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Ride ‘em, Cowboy!
Believe me, I harbor no ill-will toward the many good and responsible citizens of Panama City Beach, FL, but THIS STORY confirms that everything is pretty much up to speed in Panama City Beach for this particular time of year.…
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