Anne with an E-Ticket: Hollywood or Bust …

"Mister, I don't know how I ended-up in this godforsaken neck of the woods, but my ticket specifically said 'Hollywood, USA.' That's where I'm going to seek my fame and fortune. Got it? Bright lights. Beautiful people. The only damn gable I want to see in my lifetime is named 'Clark.' Now, kindly rectify the problem with my itinerary and you won't have to worry about the potentially septic complications of a severe orphan-bite on your scrawny left leg. How's that for a proposition, all silvery in the moonlight?"

“Mister, I don’t know how I ended-up in this godforsaken neck of the woods, but my ticket specifically said ‘Hollywood, USA.’ That’s where I’m going to seek my fame and fortune. Got it? Bright lights. Beautiful people. The only damn gable I want to see in my lifetime is named ‘Clark,’ capiche? Now, kindly rectify the problem with my itinerary and you won’t have to worry about the potentially septic complications of a severe orphan-bite on your scrawny left leg. How’s that for a proposition, all silvery in the friggin’ moonlight?”


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An epic new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for release in 2015. Stay tuned for more news about the book in coming months.

Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile …

Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below …

Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE.

Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)

Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches of the Ancient City, along with its dysfunctional werewolves, wraiths, ghosts, vampires, dryads, banshees and a beauty pageant brat that just might destroy the world.

Book Three = The next novel that finds Rowan trapped by a spell in another world, caught between a faery-squashing sorceress who’ll stop at nothing to conquer the kingdom … and a feisty teenage prince who’s determined to get it back.

Click here to purchase the Kindle e-books and watch a video of Jonathan discussing his work.
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