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NOT Michelle Pfieffer, Thank You Very Much
”Why, thank you for the compliment! It’s always nice to get some attention from the paparazzi. I realize most glamorous Hollywood actresses don’t like to confess their beauty secrets but I have been using a new moisturizer and I’m not…
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We All Must Learn The Truth
May the irony inherent in this Zanzibar Circus “oldie” create visions of sugarplums dancing in your head this Christmas season. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March, 2026)…
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She’s About to Find Out
”Muriel over there always criticizes my potato salad at the annual Christmas party but I’ll get the best of her this year. Just wait until she finds out what I secretly slipped into her ‘famous’ Elf-On-The-Shelf casserole. The other girls…
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Let the World Slip Away … for A While
Remember human dignity this Yuletide season and step away from the constant corruption of this wayward, desperate species. There is still genuine decency and love to be found in our fellow men and women … and we shall always have…
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Death By Dogma
In some congregations, if you don’t fork-over your weekly 10% love-offering, the church will get extra “helpful” in this regard. That’s why I belong to the Covenant of the Non-Tithing Rattlesnake Smoochers. One can forget the financial pressure of the…
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American Prurience Is Nothing New
As difficult as this may be to believe, this is not the crew of Greta Thunberg’s next flotilla to Nowhere. Before your eyes is part of the cast of MGM’s cult classic, FREAKS. Directed by Tod Browning and released in…
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Beware, Planet X!
Don’t let the Biblical trappings deceive you: when these girls sing, Mothra emerges from underneath the homeliest one’s hairdo and joins Godzilla to wreak havoc on malevolent space-monsters and sinners lurking in Las Vegas hotels. Be afraid. Be very afraid.…
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A Little Privacy, PLEASE!
Then just sit and wait for him, you impatient clodhoppers. Can’t a Deity browse the Sunday papers and “enjoy the go”? ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March,…
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Don’t Let the Packaging Fool You
If you go to one of their concerts bring a crucifix, two stakes, holy water and some garlic. These items will not be used for purposes of worship. (FYI: The garlic is a gift for the hunchback dude playing the…
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From the Vault
On some planets it’s traditional to eat Thanksgiving dinner in a restaurant. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release March, 2026) #PostTurkeyBlues #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran…
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