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Zanzibar Flashback
From the archives, y’all. Happy New Year. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release April 28, 2026) #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic…
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That’s Not All Mr. Bat Does …
He had a burgeoning career until a pest-control worker got a peek at the crawl-space beneath his house. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release April 28, 2026) #Satire #BadAlbumCovers…
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Judge Not Unless Ye Need To
We all knew Doug was capable of anything after the “hot dog incident” on the boat that summer. Still, none of us thought word would get around at church. Looking back now, I guess prayer couldn’t have saved that guy…
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Tongue-Talkers
That hair ought to hide to hide a few lambs, since y’all are asking. ———— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable written and illustrated by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release April 28, 2026) #BadReligion #SterilizeThem #PentecostalHair #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales…
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A-HA! Frosty’s Secrets Revealed
I knew there was a reason I was always so sadistically thrilled to see Frosty the Snowman melt into a Puddle of DEATH at the end of the annual holiday special. Even as a child I must have sensed the…
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Alternative Sno-Cones
”It’s your fault, Nancy. YOU were the one who led Frosty into the greenhouse and then locked the door behind him. YOU stood outside and listened with delight as he screamed in bloodcurdling agony and begged for mercy. YOU watched…
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Wheels Within Wheels, Baby
But I heard there WAS a God at the McElroy Road Church of Christ. 🤔 I guess that’s all out the window if I take the advice of your own billboard. Wheels within wheels, baby. Wheels within wheels. ———— […
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Stick It In!
Yeahhhhhh, f#$& it. ⬆️ This is what the folks and prestidigitators at the Daily Mail/Fail believe CHER would REALLY look like today … if she lived in a single-wide, smoked three packs a day, and finished-off her supper with a…
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From My House to Yours
Happy Whatever-You-Do-Or-Do-Not-Celebrate as 2025 comes to an end. Revel in the joy of your creed and harm not a single soul. I hope your year has been filled with all the encouragement you need and with obstacles that made you…
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A Cherished Holiday Recipe
I came out early for coffee this morning and noticed a lot of tiny elves and sugarplum fairies flitting about, gleefully putting the finishing touches on my Christmas tree. It was very sweet. And so were their little legs after…
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