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Trouble Wasn’t Bound To Happen At ALL
In a while, CROCODILE. ———————— [ A new novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major international release in March 2025 so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for more info. ] …
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Dead Sharks DO Tell Tales
The stories are revealed by the WEIRDEST things that have been found in their bellies after death. An entire reindeer? The dismembered arm of a gangster? Chateau-Lafitte 1896, anyone? This is a pretty snappy read. —————————— [ A new novel…
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What Happen to Mary? She Disappeared and we Assumed She Went to Heaven …
More execrable, platitudinous hogwash from the Bishop of Rome—one of the great ignoramuses of our era. Why won’t a sloppy nun drop a banana-peel on the marbled floor where this jug-eared fuck takes his morning toddle to the toilet? Grand…
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Taipan Strikes Aussie Toddler
Tragic story coming out of Queensland, Australia: a two year-old child is now permanently brain-damaged and likely to suffer further complications after narrowly escaping death due to an aggressive series of bites from one of the world’s most venomous snakes,…
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Barnes & Noble Bigwig Bites Big One
May he rest in peace. This was a revolutionary man in brick and mortar book sales in the USA marketplace. He was likely pleased to know that the chain is still on an upswing, even as the industry remains in…
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OOPSIE!
Parents take toddler to museum. Toddler, clearly unsupervised, knocks over 3,500 year-old jar and smashes it to pieces on the floor. Who’s to blame? Mum, Dad, and the Museum. That’s who. If you can’t keep tabs on your spawn, don’t…
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Mama Wants Boat for Breakfast
Even Great White Sharks experience irresistible and unusual pregnancy cravings. —————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed.…
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Whull, People ARE Getting Dumber: The Figures are IN!
Why read when you can text your friends, informing them that you’re doing nuthin’? ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff…
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Tribal Great White Sharks!
Do they look down on each other for being of a different genus? Read all about it at LIVE SCIENCE. ————————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves…
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Get Those Books in Mandarin
No, wait. The Chinese are probably stealing your book, translating it, and not paying you, already. Try England and Germany and France instead. ———————— [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future…
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