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Wardrobe Exorcism!
Get thee behind me, chiffon and gingham! Heed my curses as I sing ‘em! Velour and silk, go back to Hell! Taffeta, crepe, be gone as well! Organza, lace—the Lord dispels you! Velvet? The power of CHRIST compels you! Tainted…
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Peter Piper Picked a Peck …
… of pickled Presbyterians. If you’re going to give ‘em something to talk about on Sunday, your topic should really stand out. (I’m here all week.) ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is…
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Moods Occur
All is silent, all abandoned. Whispers fade to empty ends Loyal bonds are sundered swiftly, lighting over sky descends Empty friendships drift as leaves of Autumn on the river’s will Sneaking, stubborn, caught-yet-floating under clouds all grey and still. Fleeting…
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Brace Yourself For Genius
Best voice in modern music. One of the best songwriters. A GENIUS worthy of a wide audience and following. I stake my LIFE on it. Jamie Wyatt has received widespread critical acclaim but, honey, let me tell you: she’s even…
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Drugs Are Bad
I gather that drug-use was particularly rampant across the spectrum of creative professionals “back in the day,” but the artists who conceived and designed this abortion seem to have tapped into some early version of bath salts. I can picture…
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Dazzle the Razzle
Released only a few years before the world came to know the lead singer as “Dorothy Zbornak”. Keep your dreams alive … and you silver polyester pantsuits ready for the dry cleaner. ———— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable…
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But it DOES for Many Catholics
Sister Euphemia, in charge of rectory administration and parish signage, has apparently been at the altar wine again. Just think, though, Sister—more of that kind of Sunday morning “communion” leads to more Catholic babies and the Church needs all it…
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Unheeled
We all guessed as much. Seven-inch lucite heels are damning enough but to understand how deep the neurosis descends, just know that these cowboy boots add at least two inches to her frame. Nothing can be done about the stubby…
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If You Feel So Strongly …
… Come right out and say it like you mean it. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadChurchSigns #ProtestantZeal #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran…
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The Visage One Merits
On the VERGE of nervous collapse?!? “Moses on a Bicycle, I’ve lost ME title!” Perhaps fortunately, perhaps unfortunately, I hail from an era wherein, as a child, I understood the term “FERGIE” to mean an allegedly galumphing, copper-haired slattern on TV…
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